I Finally Staggered Home


w. mitty

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Sep 1, 2005
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Ah, there's no place like home after extended wandering. I kind of feel that way about the GT community and this Forum. Some of the old timers around this joint may recognize my username from the early days. I bought a spankin' new GT back in '06, and kept it for nearly 7 years and 23,000 miles. I was besotted with the car, and it became the benchmark against which I judged many of the other exotics I owned during that time.

I sold the car in a daft pursuit of a McLaren P1, which never panned out. I thereafter drowned my sorrows with some other incredible cars, including, among many others, these two beauties:

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I mention these cars not only to show off how awesome I am, but also to give some context as to what just happened: I done bought myself another GT. And no, it ain't the new one, it's a late '05 with a whopping 800 miles on it. Funny what can happen to a guy while innocently wandering around Jonesboro, Arkansas.

So, after owning these paddle shifted, launch controlled, pin-your-ears-back, carbon fiber wonders, why would a serial car buyer retrograde to a 10 year old GT? The answers are simple, but man did I spend a fortune to figure them out:

1. The GT is a known quantity; it is what it is and it ain't gonna change. The new GT, thankfully, goes in a completely different direction than the old. Cool, yes, but different. This makes the "old" GT even more desirable to me. It has stood the test of time nicely. I still dig the styling and especially that it so perfectly evokes the Mark 1. When I see one on the road (almost never) I still turn around and follow it for a few blocks like a goofball groupie. When you buy the latest Ferrari, it's cool. One year later, you own the latest outdated Ferrari. Oh, and if you DARE to put any miles on it, you have shot its value in the head. I sold my first GT after loving on it for 7 years and 23k miles and actually made money. I asked my wife to carefully document the moment, as it was a once in lifetime event.

2. The GT is the perfect combination of American Hot Rod and exotic performance. I don't think there's a car that compares in this regard. I Whippled my last car, and for this one I'm adding a little Heffner TT action. I predict that when we are done, it will produce power which is "adequate" as Mr. Bentley used to say. All this fun for significantly less money than the cars I've been driving recently.

3. I miss shifting my OWN gears. Yea, the paddle shifts are certainly faster, and at the track there is no substitute. I've owned at least 10 paddle shifters, and there is no debating their efficiency. I'm also sick of them. I've got a 991 GT3 with an exquisite PDK in it. When I want to paddle shift, I can scratch that itch quite nicely.

4. I can have service performed on the GT without selling a kidney. Really, in comparison to my McLaren LT, it's mechanically quite simple. Can you imagine an out-of-warranty repair on a McLaren or Ferrari? I can. As I have noted before, I'd sooner wipe on a big gob of Jalepeno-laced Preparation H than own an exotic after the warranty expires.

5. I took my prior GT to the Mojave Magnum. I went 210. I'm STILL bragging about it. I have yet to drive a car that produces the effortless, rock solid speed of a GT. I can't imagine what the thing will feel like with Twin Honkin' Turbos on it. Gettin' misty just thinking about it.

So, as Samwise Gamgee said...

"Well, I'm back".
 
Welcome home bro. I've missed your detailed road tests.

Chip
 
And we are glad to have you back Mr. Mitty! Love your line about the J prepped Prep H. When is your next road test coming up???
 
Glad your back Mitty. :cheers
 
Post a pic when you get the upgrades.....
 
Wow, Welcome back! Really missed your editorial comparisons and wit. :thumbsup

(And here I thought you were talking about returning home after an extended mind bending celebration from our fantastic win at LeMans! :biggrin ) :cheers
 
I've always enjoyed your writing! Welcome back. Congrats on your recent purchase (what color?).

Again, welcome back!!!
 
Welcome back Buddy !! I've learned all of the above and still loving my GT after 10 years.. :thumbsup

There's no place like home, There's no place like home,There's no place like home,
 
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Ha ha ha.
 
I've been a GT fanatic partly because of your reviews! I've read every detail of your reviews as I pursue the "perfect" car. Welcome back!!


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Well, that was a most welcome post to read! Welcome back, WM. I will patiently await your thoughtful review of your twin-turbofied GT.
 
Welcome back Mitty. Your auto reviews were the finest I have read on the web!
 
Mitty
I have always enjoyed reading your posts.
For the record we are all FGT goofballs here!
The rallies prove that theory in reality!
How about a few pictures of your new GT?
On a kinda funny note you are one of many who have sold and have come back to our beloved timeless beauty!
Anyway, welcome back!
My best regards Ron AKA Rocketman
 
Welcome back...
I have reread your reviews a number of times...whenever I get the itch for something more "modern".
Thanks for making the trip that I could not...and more importantly, coming home!
 
Welcome home!

Ed
 
Great post W. Mitty. Always enjoy your posts.
 
Welcome back! If you ever make it to Atlanta and want to drive your old car, let me know:biggrin
 
Welcome back, Mike! It was great to chat and catch up with you! The twin-snales are going to put a great big grin on your face! We need pics when she's done!!

Heffner's kit has also lasted the test of time! You will be so very impressed!!
 
Ill be honest, I have ZERO surprise that you have a GT again. All of your reviews and comparisons, somehow, used the GT as the car the others were judged by. Sure many of the others, were better, but the baseline was the GT.

Welcome back. Now post pix of the GT!
 
This is a great read. You are not the first guy to sell one and then want "it" back. And you articulated the "why" quite nicely. "That's what I'm talking about," kinda talk.
Congrats.

It's nice to see enthusiasm and follow through on something like this.