New Wax... It Is Devine

[B O N Y]

Divine™
The world’s most exclusive car wax - specially blended for a particular car and paint.

Each year, we blend for a very limited number of collectors and enthusiasts a wax of most exceptional quality containing over 60% by volume of ultra pure Brazilian white carnauba. It is made to order and is specially formulated to meet the paint system of one particular automobile.

But that's not all! Order NOW and you get a presentation box with a certificate of authenticity and a hand-engraved plaque bearing a serial number and the owner's name.

http://www.swissvax.com/E/US/Produkte_Lack3.htm

 

[B O N Y]

Do I hear group buy?

 

[B O N Y]

Slick Box... I like it, what do you think Jason...

 

[B O N Y]

Only $2500

 

[Empty Pockets]

"Order NOW and you get a presentation box with a certificate of authenticity and a hand-engraved plaque bearing a serial number and the owner's name."


Gimme a break!:rolleyes It's just freakin' WAX for Pete's sake.

"Certificate of Authenticity" my hind foot...serial numbers?:skep...puleeeeeeze...

Oh! Wait! This IS April first! That 'splains it!

 

[Jason's Auto Spa]

How about Zymol Solaris?

http://zymol.com/shop/item.asp?PID=1516&scID=25

Yours for only $30,000 USD.

 

[BlackICE]

I read in another post that these high end waxes are best applied with heat from your hands for example. At these prices I would expect them to include application from one of Bony's friends, maybe Bouncy, using her two of her warm applicators, but strictly no hands they may scratch the finish.

Maybe we should call it a Spizter Special.

:biggrin

 

[GT Tech]

For that kind of money, it better come with a scantly clad 20 something who applies it with her butt cheeks. :cheers

 

[STUMPULLER]

Do you wax you car with it or place it in a glass case and admire it while you make payments on it?
Wilby

 

[B O N Y]

How about Zymol Solaris?

http://zymol.com/shop/item.asp?PID=1516&scID=25

Yours for only $30,000 USD.

Thinking about buying the entire run, then selling it on Ebay for $50k each, fast $20k a unit profit!! I owe you big time Jason! :biggrin:thumbsup:biggrin
You get the Maker Mark Manhattan award a get out of jail card, ok to start a thread about detailing another BMW 3 series.:banana:lol:banana

 

[Neilda]

I have something to tell the group.


Ahem.


Um.


I.


I am a user of high-end waxes.


























Oh God.


















The shame.

 

[B O N Y]

I must come out of the closet and repent as well...























































































My brand of wax= detailer's choice

 

[Empty Pockets]

Den, yewz needs HELP, Neil! Lots & lots of it! :lol

But. The GOOD news is you recognize you HAVE a pblm. And, it's said that's half the battle after all... :cheers

(We've all known Bony's needed help for years. HE, however, is well beyond it...:frown :rofl)

 

[Jason's Auto Spa]

OK guys, I get it :bored

Simply put, the purchase was justifiable based on customer demand.

 

[Empty Pockets]

OK guys, I get it :bored

Simply put, the purchase was justifiable based on customer demand.

'Different deal for you, Jason. If your CUSTOMERS demand that stuff - you gotta deliver...or they go somewhere else. :thumbsup :cheers

Otherwise, I just don't see any sense whatsoever in paying that kinda muny. (But then, we all KNOW I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.) (Shuddup...)

 

[Automotive8r]

(But then, we all KNOW I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.) (Shuddup...)

Oh, you'll always be the brightest crayon in the box to me EP!:biggrin

 

[Empty Pockets]

Oh, you'll always be the brightest crayon in the box to me EP!:biggrin

THEN YOU NEED MORE HELP THAN EITHER NEIL OR BONY, "8"!!!

 

[THamonGT]

This poor old Car Dealer is still a Zano man. Tomy PS I hope to be like yall some day when my ship comes in.

 

[Jason's Auto Spa]

'Different deal for you, Jason. If your CUSTOMERS demand that stuff - you gotta deliver...or they go somewhere else. :thumbsup :cheers

Hit the nail on the head, 'Pockets. :thumbsup

Tomy - Still a Zaino user and big fan here :cheers

 

[funat50]

$2500 wax

Isn't this post a day late?








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