Census Bureau Stopped By Today

[Empty Pockets]

She came back today. Buzzed the intercom again.
Paid my son $5 to scream every time she asked a question.
After the 3rd attempt, she left.
I wish I could pull the video off the surveillance system and post it.
I laughed for ever.

Arrrrr matey..an' when will yee be fyrun a warnun shot across 'er bow??? :biggrin

 

[BlackICE]

She came back today. Buzzed the intercom again.
Paid my son $5 to scream every time she asked a question.
After the 3rd attempt, she left.
I wish I could pull the video off the surveillance system and post it.
I laughed for ever.

Why don't you try going to the gate with your 45 strapped to your side? :biggrin

 

[HHGT]

Why don't you try going to the gate with your 45 strapped to your side? :biggrin

I think the whole point is to avoid dialogue.:wink

 

[AtomicGT]

Need some Chip Beck Logic about now

 

[BlackICE]

I think the whole point is to avoid dialogue.:wink

I would be entertaining if you spoke a bunch of obscure languages. Then you could use a different one each time and the census dept would have to send someone else out the next time to talk with you. Of course you could let a 230g JHP speak for you, but you could only do that one time.

 

[S592R]

Here are some of my thoughts on the whole census thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pHa27WyEDI

BTW. The form got "lost in the mail". So when they pop up to ask questions I plan on saying "No habla" which likely will cause the red neck they hire to do the senseless to have a cerebral hemorrhage. :biggrin

What erritates me to no end is they spent $8 so far to collect an answer (from me) to one sole legal question. If they had spent .50 to answer JUST that question. Then it would be no issue. Now $8 per household times 309 million US Citizens. Geez its no wonder the national debt to GDP ratio is 90.5%

But I digress... its time to take my meds.

 

[Button]

Two census workers stopped by my place (even though I mailed my form back weeks ago) because apparently filling in the number "2" is not enough of an answer. We had a little Constitutional lesson and I sent the folks on their way.

Time for an extra layer of tin-foil for me. Maybe I should wrap my front door as an early warning:willy

 

[JCSB]

I would be entertaining if you spoke a bunch of obscure languages. Then you could use a different one each time and the census dept would have to send someone else out the next time to talk with you. Of course you could let a 230g JHP speak for you, but you could only do that one time.

This is exactly what I do with all those sales calls. I took 3 days of Latin in high school and then transferred to Spanish. Fun times for all. :banana

John