HELP - A mouse ate my GT -- for real !

[Waxer]

You'll be on the top 10 most wanted list for PETA for sure!!! :eek

Your just plain blood thirsty!! :eek

Didn't your mother show you enough attention as a child!!! :willy

:lol :biggrin

 

[GTNJ]

You'll be on the top 10 most wanted list for PETA for sure!!! :eek

Your just plain blood thirsty!! :eek

Didn't your mother show you enough attention as a child!!! :willy

:lol :biggrin

My Mama ?

Don't be going there ! :mad


:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[SteveA]

UH-OH! Momma jokes!

I'm outta here!:lol

 

[GTNJ]

Happy Ending

Well the mice are dead ............. traps are set ...........holes are sealed ..........

And the GTGuys replaced the gasket that the mouse ate. (They did a perfect job)

HAPPY ENDING :banana:banana:banana:banana

 

[Empty Pockets]

Well the mice are dead ............. traps are set ...........holes are sealed ..........

And the GTGuys replaced the gasket that the mouse ate. (They did a perfect job)

HAPPY ENDING :banana:banana:banana:banana

...Now, Mr. Pest Control, can you gimme a good way to rid my landscaping of deer & squirrels (that duzzunt involve gun powder)??? :bored

BTW, was the gasket replacement simply a matter of peel off "A", stick down "B", or wuzzit more involved than that?

 

[Empty Pockets]

My Mama ?

Don't be going there ! :mad


:lol :lol :lol :lol

Yo mama? Do sumbuddy gots a pblm wid YO MAMA?:skep

...May I be of any assistance in this, Jeeerzee?:lol

 

[GTNJ]

Yo mama? Do sumbuddy gots a pblm wid YO MAMA?:skep

...May I be of any assistance in this, Jeeerzee?:lol

Does it it involve gun powder ? :lol:lol:lol:lol

The gasket did involve PEEL AND STICK

Local FORD wouldn't touch it.:bs

 

[GTNJ]

...Now, Mr. Pest Control, can you gimme a good way to rid my landscaping of deer & squirrels

The wife uses coyote urine..........................

now the whole place smells like piss. :ack :lol:lol :willy

 

[MAD IN NC]

I'm going to Hi-jack and start the yo mama session. Expect Larry to immediately follow up..


Your Mama is so big - she bleeds Ragu! :lol

 

[Empty Pockets]

I'm going to Hi-jack and start the yo mama session. Expect Larry to immediately follow up..


Your Mama is so big - she bleeds Ragu! :lol

YO MAMA is so huge she has a tatoo of a 747 on her belly ACTUAL SIZE - AND NOBUDDY CAN FIND IT.

('Wouldn't have wanted to disappoint yuh, now would I...:biggrin)

 

[Empty Pockets]

The wife uses coyote urine..........................

now the whole place smells like piss. :ack :lol:lol :willy

Oh, fine. Coyote urine. Great. An' jus' WHERE does one get that ( I know, from a coyote! 'Not what I mean!)?

"Uh, 'skeuzee me, sir? In what isle do you keep your coyote urine?":biggrin:lol:rofl

 

[GTNJ]

Oh, fine. Coyote urine. Great. An' jus' WHERE does one get that ( I know, from a coyote! 'Not what I mean!)?

"Uh, 'skeuzee me, sir? In what isle do you keep your coyote urine?":biggrin:lol:rofl

HOE DEPOT -- GARDEN SECTION :biggrin

 

[GTNJ]

Your Mama is so big - she HAS HER OWN ZIP CODE

 

[Empty Pockets]

Your Mama is so big - she HAS HER OWN ZIP CODE

YO MAMA so fat ennytime she be layin' down, Everest is the world's SECOND largest mountain ...she so fat if yuh tried to walk around her yud need GPS and a passport tuh get it dunn...in fact, she so BIG she has to use the highway truck scales just to weigh the shadow off'n her butt.

 

[GTNJ]

YO MAMA so fat ennytime she be layin' down, Everest is the world's SECOND largest mountain ...she so fat if yuh tried to walk around her yud need GPS and a passport tuh get it dunn...in fact, she so BIG she has to use the highway truck scales just to weigh the shadow off'n her butt.

O.K. Pockets .................. you win ! :biggrin

 

[Empty Pockets]

O.K. Pockets .................. you win ! :biggrin

Hmmmmmmmm. That's what George Wallace said too ...but, HE was just being kind!:lol:cheers

(That man has an AMAZING "library" of those jokes and has instant recall of ALL of 'em. He can "outgun" anybody in a "Yo Mama" duel. The man's unbelieveable.)

 

[Neilda]

We don't have 'Yo Mamma' jokes in the UK, what we do have is 'mother-in-law' -

My mother-in-law is so fat when she goes on holiday she doesn't need a passport, it's a meat export license....

My mother-in-law is so fat she sweats gravy...

 

[MAD IN NC]

We don't have 'Yo Mamma' jokes in the UK, what we do have is 'mother-in-law' -

My mother-in-law is so fat when she goes on holiday she doesn't need a passport, it's a meat export license....

My mother-in-law is so fat she sweats gravy...

Your "Mother In Law" is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch :rofl

 

[GTNJ]

This my be the best thread hijacking we've ever had! :willy

 

[Empty Pockets]

It's a lot more easily done when the thread's author is wunna the culprits!:lol