HELP - A mouse ate my GT -- for real !
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SteveA
GT Owner/B.O.D
Happy Ending
Well the mice are dead ............. traps are set ...........holes are sealed ..........
And the GTGuys replaced the gasket that the mouse ate. (They did a perfect job)
HAPPY ENDING :banana:banana:banana:banana
Well the mice are dead ............. traps are set ...........holes are sealed ..........
And the GTGuys replaced the gasket that the mouse ate. (They did a perfect job)
HAPPY ENDING :banana:banana:banana:banana
Empty Pockets
ex-GT Owner
...Now, Mr. Pest Control, can you gimme a good way to rid my landscaping of deer & squirrels (that duzzunt involve gun powder)??? :bored
BTW, was the gasket replacement simply a matter of peel off "A", stick down "B", or wuzzit more involved than that?
Empty Pockets
ex-GT Owner
Yo mama? Do sumbuddy gots a pblm wid YO MAMA?:skep
...May I be of any assistance in this, Jeeerzee?:lol
Does it it involve gun powder ? :lol:lol:lol:lol
The gasket did involve PEEL AND STICK
Local FORD wouldn't touch it.:bs
The wife uses coyote urine..........................
now the whole place smells like piss. :ack :lol:lol :willy
MAD IN NC
Proud Owner/ BOD blah bla
I'm going to Hi-jack and start the yo mama session. Expect Larry to immediately follow up..
Your Mama is so big - she bleeds Ragu! :lol
Your Mama is so big - she bleeds Ragu! :lol
Empty Pockets
ex-GT Owner
YO MAMA is so huge she has a tatoo of a 747 on her belly ACTUAL SIZE - AND NOBUDDY CAN FIND IT.
('Wouldn't have wanted to disappoint yuh, now would I...:biggrin)
Empty Pockets
ex-GT Owner
Oh, fine. Coyote urine. Great. An' jus' WHERE does one get that ( I know, from a coyote! 'Not what I mean!)?
"Uh, 'skeuzee me, sir? In what isle do you keep your coyote urine?":biggrin:lol:rofl
Empty Pockets
ex-GT Owner
YO MAMA so fat ennytime she be layin' down, Everest is the world's SECOND largest mountain ...she so fat if yuh tried to walk around her yud need GPS and a passport tuh get it dunn...in fact, she so BIG she has to use the highway truck scales just to weigh the shadow off'n her butt.
Empty Pockets
ex-GT Owner
Hmmmmmmmm. That's what George Wallace said too ...but, HE was just being kind!:lol:cheers
(That man has an AMAZING "library" of those jokes and has instant recall of ALL of 'em. He can "outgun" anybody in a "Yo Mama" duel. The man's unbelieveable.)
Neilda
GT Owner
We don't have 'Yo Mamma' jokes in the UK, what we do have is 'mother-in-law' -
My mother-in-law is so fat when she goes on holiday she doesn't need a passport, it's a meat export license....
My mother-in-law is so fat she sweats gravy...
My mother-in-law is so fat when she goes on holiday she doesn't need a passport, it's a meat export license....
My mother-in-law is so fat she sweats gravy...
MAD IN NC
Proud Owner/ BOD blah bla