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B O N Y

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Mark IV Lifetime
Sep 5, 2005
12,110
Fresno, Ca.
By all Means... MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be
why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her. Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does
a woman want? Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second
one didn't." Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once... Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine." Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
 
Bony:

You are the best! I am not showing any of these to my wife.

Bamaman
 
{BITING TOUNGE} :lol
 
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Bony,

Great post!!!! I just copy and pasted this and sent it as an email to my wife, her two sisters, my mother and all female relatives. If you don't hear from me after the holiday weekend... well, it was nice knowin' ya!!:cheers
 
I just read these quotes out loud to my wife. The first big mistake of the Holiday Weekend!:ack
 
Bony,

Great post!!!! I just copy and pasted this and sent it as an email to my wife, her two sisters, my mother and all female relatives. If you don't hear from me after the holiday weekend... well, it was nice knowin' ya!!


I just read these quotes out loud to my wife. The first big mistake of the Holiday Weekend!:ack

you guy's suicidal?

no, no...... I get it - start the conflict before walking into it naturally!:rofl
 
Daniel, great post! I just copied and emailed to myself. My wife and I are headed out the door to drive the Heritage to the North Shore (catch a bit of the Triple Crown of Surfing competition) and have breakfast. While she has the wheel, I think it will be an ideal time to let loose this list.