the other car forums... what is happening today


B O N Y

MODERATOR & FGT OWNER
Mark IV Lifetime
Sep 5, 2005
12,110
Fresno, Ca.
to hot to go out today, have been surfing the internet>>>////....

What's going on in the forums?


Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Ford Gt Forum
---when GT Joey and DBK said the rally was closed, they meant it, now I missed the deadline and I can't get it up anymore

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
 
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lamboman

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Jun 14, 2006
248
Atlanta area
LMAO!! More truth than fiction there.
 

GTF-40

GT Owner
Jun 25, 2006
37
columbus, ohio
ha ha, pretty good, keep us posted as you surf :lol

ge
 

KJRGT

GT Owner
Mark II Lifetime
May 4, 2006
2,840
SoCal
LMAO also Bony :lol :lol :lol You are one funny dude :banana
 

FFCobra

GT Owner
Jul 2, 2006
109
GA
You forgot my forum! www.ffcobra.com :biggrin (shameless plug)

I get over 2 million hits a month from guys building Factory Five Racing kits.

- Bill
 

Fast Freddy

GPS'D 225 MPH
Mark II Lifetime
Aug 5, 2005
2,685
Avondale, Arizona
i like the mclaren F1 > "some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me" :rofl
 

Outlaw

GT Owner
Apr 25, 2006
81
Jacksonville, FL
Give us a good one for the - New Z06 forum
 

dbk

The Favor Factory™
Staff member
Le Mans 2010 Supporter
Jul 30, 2005
15,187
Metro Detroit
C6 Z06 - Roof Flew off. ****. (sadly, this one is true)
 

B O N Y

MODERATOR & FGT OWNER
Mark IV Lifetime
Sep 5, 2005
12,110
Fresno, Ca.
DBK said:
C6 Z06 - Roof Flew off. ****. (sadly, this one is true)


... I hope after the funds cleared and the sale was completed???
 

B O N Y

MODERATOR & FGT OWNER
Mark IV Lifetime
Sep 5, 2005
12,110
Fresno, Ca.
still surfing the internet and visited some new sites...

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
 

lamboman

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Jun 14, 2006
248
Atlanta area
LMAO again!! I had to click on a few to make sure it was real. Good stuff.
 

cudacharlie

Well-known member
Dec 21, 2005
126
SoCal
Vintage Mopars forum ---- 500-inch stroker puts "Tha Dusta" in the tens, need parachute mounting location. Also the car won't start. Ideas?

Dodge Magnum forum ---- some punk lady in a Volvo XC tried to race me from Cody's soccer practice, but thanks to my CAI and Zoomers exhaust I ran a 14-sec and left that Volvo chokin' on cleats! Boo-yah, beeyotch!

Dodge Magnum SRT8 forum ---- this MILF in a Volvo (and her kids!) flipped me off today... WTF?

Lotus Elise forum ---- Did anyone find a solar yellow '05 rear clip on route 229 last weekend? If so, PM me, I think it's mine...

Lotus Exige forum ---- Removed pass seat, replaced glass with Lexan, drilled 2500 holes... curb weight still over 1600 lbs... how to remove more weight? Help!

Ariel Atom forum ---- Teeth chattering above 120mph.... ideas?
 
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Neilda

GT Owner
Oct 19, 2005
3,559
London, UK
Aston Martin Forum - Miranda has run off with the Butler and Tarquin has announced he's Gay. God what a day. Took the DB5 out for the Sunday papers and felt quite restored.
 

eshrink

GT Owner
May 21, 2006
511
Z06 Forum - Guys, Which Baseball Cap Goes Best with Velocity Yellow
 

lamboman

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Jun 14, 2006
248
Atlanta area
White Petunia said:
I don't think C6 Z06's have a removable roof. Just the coupes. (And convertibles -- LOL)

Are the Z06s getting removable tops for '07 ?

No..but the roofs are flying off on the fixed roof '06 cars. 43 so far I think.
 

Piccola

GT aficionado
Mark IV Lifetime
Feb 17, 2006
1,036
Grand Junction, CO
White Petunia said:
WOWZA :eek

Yeah, I read that on the Vette forum. The front end is detaching by the windshield & they don't have any replacement roofs available... That's what superglue is for. Or, good ol' duck tape...
 

Cyclenirvana

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Feb 7, 2006
596
Winston-Salem, NC
This stuff is great...did not know you guys were so funny!! Well...you never know about people.