serious problem with ...


Fubar

Totally ****** Up
Mark II Lifetime
Le Mans 2010 Supporter
Aug 2, 2006
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Dallas, TX
My girlfriend's cheating!?!

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my GT next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
 
:rofl :rofl :rofl :thumbsup
 
I read half of this thread the first time and skipped it thinking "Stay away from this one.." then I saw Empty Pockets post that so I had to read it. Good one! :rofl :thumbsup
 
If you can see valve cover leaks from behind the car you don't need to leave the house to spy on someone you have x-ray vision my friend...:rofl
 
Ok I laughed out loud at that one for real....:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
What's the problem? Don't girl friends and oil go well together?
 
pretty funny...but seriously though, she wanted to get dropped off around the corner so she could get the scent off of her before she came home.