Newest Ford


roketman

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Oct 24, 2005
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New Model -- 2014 Ford

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the Clitaurus.
It comes only in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it, though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't even get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but they are very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually they have an increased appetite for fuel, and their curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but they say that the paint may just make it look bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status.
Most owners find it is best to lease one and to replace it when it becomes troublesome.
 
GREAT!!!

Thugboat
 
True that...
 
I was going to send it to some friends but I knew the other half of the shared emails (including the copy I would get from the iphone would not find t as humourous :) It's funny as hell, but there is a significant chance that some of the readers of the broadcast email would be in the time when the transmissions were leaking.
 
I think the car must have a long option list to customize it

- a hook on the rear view mirror for the handbag
- a driver seat with a auto tampax changer
- a build in vibrator
- a 17inch make up mirror
- all airbags are on the outside of the vehicle .. At least 40 of them
- 20 gallons of touch up paint
- an audio system that replies with " Yes dear"
 
My grandparents were married for 71 years.My Grandfather when asked what his secret was.His reply was I never say no! I always say yes dear!
If it had a vibrator,they would never get out of the car! That might be a good thing though!
I think the car must have a long option list to customize it

- a hook on the rear view mirror for the handbag
- a driver seat with a auto tampax changer
- a build in vibrator
- a 17inch make up mirror
- all airbags are on the outside of the vehicle .. At least 40 of them
- 20 gallons of touch up paint
- an audio system that replies with " Yes dear"
 
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