New rules for Golf


cmoody32

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Dec 8, 2006
536
THE USGA WOULD LIKE TO INFORM ALL GOLFERS
There is a possibility of MAJOR rule changes to the game of golf, this may occur sometime after November 4.
This is only a preview as the complete rule book is being written now.
Here are a couple of basic changes.
Golfers with handicaps:
- below 10 will have their club fees increase by 35%
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in fees
- above 18 will play for free and even get a check from the club
The $ amount put in for bets will be as follows:
-for handicaps below 10 an additional $10
-between 11 and 18 no additional amount
-above 18 you will receive the total amount in the pot and you do not even have to play.
The term “gimme putt” will be changed to “entitlement”
And will be used as follows:
-handicaps below 10, no entitlements
-handicaps above 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts
-handicaps above 18, if on green, no need to ever putt, just pick it up
These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness in scoring so that the final scores of all players will be about the same.
In addition, a Player will be limited to a max of one birdie and/or six pars, any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player making the birdie or par, can that Player begin to count his score again.
The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps 18 and above.
This is intended to "redistribute" the success of winning by making sure that in every competition the above 18 handicap players will post only "net score" against every other player's gross score.
These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf. Golf must be about Fairness, it should have nothing to do with Ability or Effort.
 

Empty Pockets

ex-GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Le Mans 2010 Supporter
Oct 18, 2006
1,361
Washington State
And, as an added benefit, these rule changes will automatically remove any and all satisfaction one once gained by winning...thereby ending that as a worthy goal in the first place.
 

GT Tech

Ford GT Team Alumni
Aug 13, 2006
678
Kingman, Arizona
I'm totally dumb as far as golf handicaps go, (although I work at a golf course, and am on the b.o.d.) but this sounds like an obamba political ad.

Come on GT owners, give an illegal immigrant a GT. OR better yet, show him the underside of a GT. WITH the wheels still on the ground. :thumbsup:banana
 

B O N Y

MODERATOR & FGT OWNER
Mark IV Lifetime
Sep 5, 2005
12,110
Fresno, Ca.
rich, are you coming to sema and the dinner tomorrow night?
 

GT Tech

Ford GT Team Alumni
Aug 13, 2006
678
Kingman, Arizona
I'll be at SEMA. I'll be leaving home about noon on Tuesday. It's only a 2 hour drive for me. Got to vote for our man John, and the love of my life, SARAH. Drill Baby Drill. :banana:banana:banana

I can't make the dinner. Wish I could. I'll be around the show all week tho, so hopefully I'll run into some of our forum gang. We may be having dinner one night with MJ (Piccola)

Anyone wanting to get together, my cell is; 586-292-2788

Rich