My wife is going to kill me


When I am successful and get married, not anytime soon, I will hopefully own one of each color :)
I guess I am one of the acceptions to the wife rule!
 
I will stay single

Okay...

I will stay single :ack :ack :ack :ack :ack :ack:ack
 
See, what happens is you get married and then you become a.....
 
post whoring machine...
 
Tim Cantwell for President!
 
Tim Cantwell for President!


Shoot, MAD, I'd even vote for YOU if 'twould keep Billary outta the Whitehouse! :lol
 
after you r married

An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
 
An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
:rofl:rofl