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dbk

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Sometimes you just have to ask yourself why these things happen.

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline :lol If there has ever been a more forgettable "celebrity" marriage, I'm in the dark...
 
Maybe it was the reviews for his new CD!! Probably the first time she realized the guy was doing lyrics about how rich he was, when of course it was all HER money.

How tough was his main job anyway? This is the IQ test he failed (same one Nick Lachey apparently failed):

Job # 1- Keep your mouth shut

Job # 2 - Try to appear reasonably intelligent (see Job # 1 again)

Job # 3 - take care of your beautiful blonde wife's <ahem> physical needs, every day until you are both exhausted. Slacken off the pace after 5 years or so, when you're sure you are in solid.

Job # 4 - Live in luxury.

Job # 5 - Keep your ego in check; look at the big picture (see Job #1 again)

How tough is that?
 
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DBK, I think you've forgotten Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra.
 
Red Rocket said:
How tough was his main job anyway? This is the IQ test he failed (same one Nick Lachey apparently failed):
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At least Nick Lachey gets some high quality sympathy tail. You may even argue he came out on top after that fiasco.
 
fjpikul said:
DBK, I think you've forgotten Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra.
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I'd take Rodman over K-Fed 10 times out of 10 :lol There was a time he was one of the greatest board workers in NBA history. I remember when he averaged almost 19 boards a game. Nobody is close to that now. And he had 34 boards in one game, with multiple 30+ nights that year. Man was he good before he completely flaked out. K-Fed, not so much.

I remember when Rodman got his first tattoo and it was like "Oh my god! An NBA player has a tattoo!" Now we actively search at the games to try and find out if there is still a player that doesn't...
 
DBK said:
At least Nick Lachey gets some high quality sympathy tail. You may even argue he came out on top after that fiasco.
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Ahhh. Sympathy tail .....those were the days!! :wink
 
sad day, Kevin is a Fresno product... the town is in mourning..... not :wink
 
DBK said:
I remember when Rodman got his first tattoo and it was like "Oh my god! An NBA player has a tattoo!" Now we actively search at the games to try and find out if there is still a player that doesn't...
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Tattooing Dennis Rodman makes about as much sense as skywriting at night.
 
I believe he is now referred to as Fed-Ex !! :wink
 
ChipBeck said:
Tattooing Dennis Rodman makes about as much sense as skywriting at night.
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you crack me up Chip, your almost as politically incorrect as I am. How is the Kirkham, got it untangled? :biggrin
 
Got 'er dun!!

bony said:
you crack me up Chip, your almost as politically incorrect as I am. How is the Kirkham, got it untangled? :biggrin
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The Kirkham is untangled and now runs like a top, a very loud, violent, top. :banana :biggrin :eek :cheers :thumbsup
Keith Craft shipped me a Shelby aluminum manifold and 750cfm Holly. Kirkham sent a turkey pan and linkage. And Gorden Levy put it all together and tuned it. Eye catching and wicked fast, it gets more attention than Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress!

Chip
 
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