If Consumer Reports tested the Ford GT


Gruntled

GT Owner
Dec 11, 2005
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If Consumer Reports tested the Ford GT...

Highs: Acceleration, braking, emergency handling

Lows: Price, visibility, storage space, gas mileage, noisy, only two seats, dangerous ingress/egress, harsh ride, lack of an automatic transmission option, high insurance rates

The Ford GT is a sporty car with snappy acceleration, powerful brakes and responsive steering. As the car is new, there is not yet enough data to evaluate its potential reliability. We can say that some early 2005 models have been the subject of several recalls. We would have to say we have our concerns.

THE DRIVING EXPERIENCE
The ride is firm, making even the smallest bumps harsh. The body motions are quick with the car passing our emergency handling test with flying colours. The acceleration is probably the best we have experienced, but you will need a good chiropractor as the neck is snapped violently. The 550hp V8 is the only engine option. Braking is strong and progressive, but again a trip to an ophthalmologist is needed as emergency braking caused our eyeballs to momentarily exit their sockets. We have to rate this as dangerous. Gas mileage is poor, and filling up at the local gas station takes forever as everyone and their kid brother wants to talk to you about the car. We consider this rather inconvenient. Around town we wished for an automatic transmission, and on the highway the car lacks speed control and heated seats. In a $160,000 car, we find this abhorrent.


INSIDE THE CABIN:
To take advantage of its positive driving attributes, one must first enter the car. That’s where we learned to mind our heads. The doors have an awkward shape that includes about a foot of the roof that acts like a horizontal guillotine. This poor design also makes it impossible to park in normal spaces as there is no room to maneuver when exiting the vehicle. One has to be a contortionist and climb out on all fours to exit the car. One of our testers saw an advantage to this technique as she found a dime on the pavement. We have to rate this as a safety issue.

In normal driving the car is very noisy. This is probably due to the engine being mere inches behind your head. And speaking of things near one’s head, the large supercharger drive belt is extremely close to the driver. In the event of a failure, this could be dangerous.

The leather seats are very supportive, but lack an adjustable headrest. As it is a Ford, you can have any interior colour you like, as long as it is black.

The manual transmission can be balky when cold. An automatic is not an option. Selecting reverse takes two hands to engage. The entire shifter is angled towards the driver making it awkward to place the lever in the appropriate slot.

Visibility to the outside world is strained to say the least. There are wide a-pillars that hamper vision in certain turning situations. Visibility to the rear is virtually non-existent. We found ourselves asking our passenger to get out and help us navigate when backing up. Unfortunately, on numerous occasions, we forgot to remind our passenger to “mind your head” when exiting the car.

The gauges are clear, but the speedometer is set all the way to the right on the instrument cluster. This makes it very dangerous as the driver needs to take their eyes off the road to check their speed. We learned the importance of being mindful of our speed after our fifth speeding ticket. We have to rate this dangerous and expensive.


NOTES:
We took the car to the local supermarket only to find a crowd around the car when we returned. In this day and age of parking lot robberies and assaults we find this potentially dangerous. Once the crowd subsided we realized there is no room anywhere in the car to store even a handkerchief. The car attracts crowds like bees to honey. If you are in a hurry to get home, this could cause an unnecessary delay.

Driving around, we saw numerous occurrences of other drivers performing dangerous acts like hanging out of their windows taking pictures of us with their camera phones. We find this a serious safety issue.

Overall the car is very expensive, dangerous, impractical, and socially irresponsible. We can not recommend it.
 
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Pretty funny. I agree that is exactly what CR would write. :lol
 
I think that CR may only approve of cars that get 60 mpg, go 0-60 in 25 sec, look like a Yugo and don't really use gas.

The cars would use a fuel that won't be available for say, 50 years and won't require any drilling, refining or transportation.

And while the U.S. is suppose to wait for this "new" fuel our economy would be pulled down to match the 3rd world countries.
 
Consumer reports should just be called "bullshit". What kills me is that so many people take it as gospel when it is so clearly wrong on so many objective items. Across a broad range of topics from cars to electronics etc...
 
This is great...I love it. Consumer reports is a great magazine for certain things, but I find it not very useful for the more sporty and exotic cars, often associated with passion. This is why I also read other articles: Car and Driver, Topgear, Road and Track, etc. Great post!
 
I'm glad you guys see the humour in the post. :biggrin I wasn't intending to bash CR.
 
Great parody of a CR article. Very :biggrin

I am looking for a new vacum cleaner, any recomendations?? :lol
 
Yeah, I've always said CR works great for toasters. And if you put your car purchase on the same level as your toaster, then their automotive coverage will work for you, too. :rofl
 
bony said:
Great parody of a CR article. Very :biggrin

I am looking for a new vacum cleaner, any recomendations?? :lol

Yeah, get one that really "sucks"!!! :cheers

Gordo
 
I love the 'socially irespoinsbile' line..that's i why I bought it..does this balance out my Prius ownership?
 
I can understand why they whine about some aspects of the car, especially the doors when they don't comprehend the reason...but...

Here are some of the finer laughing points for myself:

"And speaking of things near one’s head, the large supercharger drive belt is extremely close to the driver. In the event of a failure, this could be dangerous."

Ya... because the belt is going to come off all the idlers, go through the glass, make a 90 degree turn while clearing the seat, and bitch-slap you across the face.

"The entire shifter is angled towards the driver making it awkward to place the lever in the appropriate slot."

Compared to what? Just about every other modern production sports car with a manual transmission that has the same shifter angle?

"We found ourselves asking our passenger to get out and help us navigate. "

Wow, they must run fast. Why even own a car?

I guess the softies at CR can't use side mirrors to back up. Cause we know they didn't back up to park in a stall/spot because of the god-awful doors :lol

"Unfortunately, on numerous occasions, we forgot to remind our passenger to “mind your head” when exiting the car. "


A perfect example of short term memory loss couple with individual pain perception...:frown It only took me knocking my head once... guess I'm above average :banana

"We learned the importance of being mindful of our speed after our fifth speeding ticket. We have to rate this dangerous and expensive."

5 tickets? Damn. Next time I'm not moving at the same rate as the rest of the traffic I'm gonna explain to the officer that he should ticket Ford for faulty speedometer placement. Oh, and any government bodies that approved the car for public use.

"Overall the car is very expensive, dangerous, impractical, and socially irresponsible. We can not recommend it."

YES! Was I bashing CR in my above comments? :lol

Every responsible owner reading this, put your car up for sale ASAP!
 
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CR has its place. How do you think car companies sell all those bland cars without someone giving them high ratings for things enthusiasts don't care about? It's the sale of those cars that keep enough profit in the company in order for them to make the exciting cars. :biggrin
 
Love the part about the fleet of doctors you will need. I'm still chuckling! :cheers
 
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I couldn't agree more your right on about the magazine and the car. I took it out on the highway in traffic for the first time today and was scared sh**less, you can't see a darn thing around you and all the idots were trying to crowd up close to ogle the car. I think I am gonna practice out at the airport to get a better feel for the view out of the mirrors. Did anyone else have this problem? :frown
 
Jimfro, wait till you drive at night! Everyone else's headlights are right at your head level. This was a new experience for me and took some getting used to.
 
LOL! Great post.
 
r u ****in kidding

omg its a ****in race car stop biching its a privlage to even own 1 who realy cares about all that shit and if u do go get a ****in civic lol dam