Happy halloween!
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PL510*Jeff
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There is a reason why Man's eye sight and hearing go to sh$t...
Do you know why Men die before their Women?
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Because they want to!
Do you know why Men die before their Women?
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Because they want to!
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RPM217
2005 white/blue stripe
The other half of that joke is:
Do you know why divorces are so expensive?
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Because they're worth it!!!!
Fubar
Totally ****** Up
A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.
She died on the first day.
The local undertaker quoted the husband 5000.00 to ship her home or 150.00 to bury her right now.
He thought about it for a moment and said "ship her home"
The undertaker in disbelief asked why he would do such a thing?
the husband replied,
"Long ago a man died and was buried here, three days later he rose from the dead,
I just cant take that chance"
She died on the first day.
The local undertaker quoted the husband 5000.00 to ship her home or 150.00 to bury her right now.
He thought about it for a moment and said "ship her home"
The undertaker in disbelief asked why he would do such a thing?
the husband replied,
"Long ago a man died and was buried here, three days later he rose from the dead,
I just cant take that chance"