Frank - What have you been teaching your compadrés?


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RALPHIE

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Mar 1, 2007
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

The instructor said,

"During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, this was worth 50% of the total mark.

"You then put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
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because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."
 
Ralphie...this one made me Laugh!
AJB
 
That's an old joke, and the punch line should be done through a tailpipe, not a muffler. Obviously you guys need some help in medical humor.

Some of my favorites:

New medical student/intern/ tech...
Did you check out that new Anatomy book? It has all the new bones.

Any science class...
Do you know how you make a hormone? You don't pay her.

Any science class...
How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? You pull down their genes.

Don't get me started.
 
those were great, by all means start

fjpikul said:
That's an old joke, and the punch line should be done through a tailpipe, not a muffler. Obviously you guys need some help in medical humor.

Some of my favorites:

New medical student/intern/ tech...
Did you check out that new Anatomy book? It has all the new bones.

Any science class...
Do you know how you make a hormone? You don't pay her.

Any science class...
How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? You pull down their genes.

Don't get me started.
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shall we start a Polish joke thread?? :)
 
PLEASE - I've been waiting.

and no lightbulb jokes (F still can't figure out how to spin the ladder)
 
Now I'm starting to feel like StormCat. Go ahead. I can take it.
 
Any science class...
Do you know how you make a hormone? You don't pay her.


Come on Frank you make a hormone by punching her in the belly:lol:lol
 
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