Democrat, Republican or Southerner??

[B O N Y]

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.

..............................................................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points"?
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

 

[Spirit]

Southerner For Sure

Southerner For Sure.

Wife: "You ain't bringin that thing home, we already have too many car parts in the living room!"

 

[racegirl]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
REPUBLICAN

 

[BlackICE]

If this scenario happened to more people, there would be a lot of conversions from Demo to Repub.

I know what I would do, and it isn't asking myself some questions.

 

[isaakgt]

BANG to center mass. :wink

 

[AZTungsten]

BANG to center mass twice then one to the head. :wink

 

[MAD IN NC]

Southerner For Sure.

Wife: "You ain't bringin that thing home, we already have too many car parts in the living room!"

I'm South! When you start a job make sure it is finished....

Good response Fred, as I casually look at the outside of my garage - a Mustang parts zone is forming over time :rofl

 

[TEXAS GT]

In my case:

Wife..."bang bang bang" also.

She believes in equality.:lol

 

[Fubar]

.40 cal? .50 cal will effectively separate limbs... that's what this situation call for. I mean, we’re only trying to disarm, right?