Blonde joke........

[Kingman]

Blonde Airline Passenger



THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.


SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.



THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

















I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ......."

 

[HiloDave]

Great joke. I am forwarding to all my blonde friends.

 

[soroush]

:frown












not:lol:lol:lol that was great I love blond jokes.

 

[Thugboat]

Not a Joke...BUT Funny

I had a friend tell this story today with a very red face:eek He swears it's true and once you read it I think you will agree he wouldn't make this up.

He has been divorced for some time and is middle aged. After no luck with the local dating scene he decided to try on-line chat rooms. He got in a local chat room with a woman who sent him pictures and they talked for a couple of days and finally set up a date. She asked him to pick her up and they would go to dinner and a movie and the first date should be dutch. As the day arrived she told him that she had trouble finding a family member to babysit the kids and had to hire a babysitter for $50.00. If he would pay the babbysitter cash she would pickup the dinner and movie on her credit card since she had no cash. He arrived on time to find her waiting in front of her home, looking marvelous, and ready to go. After a peck on the cheek she showed him the apartment complex around the corner where she had already dropped the kids off and asked him to stop by so she could leave the cash. He handed her the 50 dollar bill and she walked around the corner..............to never be seen again!!!!:willy

Now he was so embarrased it took him weeks to tell the story. My question is if you have that much effort to put into a con, why not put that to work in sales and make good money. As he grew more angry as he told the story, I tried to think. Did she break any laws? He didn't call the cops because of embarrasment. Figured it was a 50 buck lesson learned.

I know this is a scam, but, dang it's funny.

Larry

 

[Nardo GT]

I know ...not the point here but...........never pay for services in advance:frown. NEVER! I never heard of paying a sitter in advance.

 

[Empty Pockets]

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ......."

...I hear that line has worked a time or two on the odd RED GT owner as well. :rofl


(Why do I just KNOW I'm gunna regret posting that? :biggrin)