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from the Seattle Times WASHINGTON -- There is no evidence that unintended accelerations in Toyota vehicles were caused by electronic flaws, the Transportation Department said Tuesday. The agency reached the conclusion after a 10-month investigation that said the mechanical causes were the same...

Just wanted to thank Jason (Jason's Auto Spa) for the excellent job in cleaning up my girl. She looks great. This is my first time with Jason. He is a very nice young man and does quality work. Takes great pride in his efforts. I drove in from Iowa and he kindly took me to a local hotel and...

Sorry, but as a professor at the University of Nothing is Impossible or otherwise known as the University of Northern Iowa, I could not resist.

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's...

Dave Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says “Hey, Dave! How ya doin?” His wife is...

Beauty and the Beast get a new stablemate. I now span 90 years of Ford history, 1915 to 2005.

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the...

One of those young executives was leaving the office at 6 P.M., when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?” “Certainly,”...

Why women live longer than men.

Dear Group, I have an unusual problem with my 2005 FGT. The cable to unlatch the front bonnet has apparently come loose. Neither the remote on the key or the side latch will do anything more than make noise (cable being pulled). My question is how to get the bonnet open so I can reattach the...