If I was a Ford GT......


cmoody32

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Dec 8, 2006
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Just for fun I wanted to see what others on this forum would do if they were a Ford GT.

My first thought would be: If I was a Ford GT I would file a restraining order against my owner.:willy
 
I would tell you jackasses to quit banging your heads on my door. :rofl
 
If I were a Ford GT I'd refuse to start until a permanent 1/2 shaft bolt fix was installed in my Ricardo.

(Sorry! My bad! 'Couldn't resist! :slap )
 
I would leave for another owner if I wasn't exercised regularly.
 
Somehow this question would make more sense if Barbra Walters had asked it.

Having said that, I would have a bumper sticker on my rear that says "If Your reading This, You must Be a Ferrari".
 
Having said that, I would have a bumper sticker on my rear that says "If Your reading This, You must Be a Ferrari".

CORRECTION !!!!
"If Your reading This, I must Be PARKED !"
:banana :banana
 
Just for fun I wanted to see what others on this forum would do if they were a Ford GT.

My first thought would be: If I was a Ford GT I would file a restraining order against my owner.:willy


After seeing some of the dolls you guys have that go along with this car I'd settle for just being the passenger seat.
 
After seeing some of the dolls you guys have that go along with this car I'd settle for just being the passenger seat.


:lol :biggrin :lol :biggrin
THAT is funny.


So, you can be the seat, I want to be the 5 point harness ...........
 
CORRECTION !!!!
"If Your reading This, I must Be PARKED !"
:banana :banana


Thats a good one. Someone make this sticker! Before you do change your to you're.
 
I'd ask my owner that when I get a little older can I start drinking the high octane stuff, :cheers and I promise never to smoke.
 
hmmm. If I was a GT... :biggrin I would ask to be exercised regularly (to keep my beautiful curvy figure). I don't mind leisurely jogs in scenic areas, as long as I get to run FAST once in a while! :banana Make sure to give me a Valentine [One] to avoid certain unwelcome Fords... My owner is welcome to show me off (I like the attention), but please keep other men's hands off of me!!! :wink I don't mind getting a little dirty, but afterwards, I would enjoy a nice warm bubbly wash to stay clean & shiny - hand washed of course! And then... polished & detailed with loving hands gently massaging over every part of me. If you scratch or bruise me during this part (or abuse me in any other way) I will stop performing & start making annoying sounds until you find me a new owner!! :frown Little nicks or scratches are only allowed during a good workout & should be tended to afterwards.

Yes this is a lot to ask of my owner, but I am a girl GT after all! :lol
 
hmmm. If I was a GT... :biggrin I would ask to be exercised regularly (to keep my beautiful curvy figure). I don't mind leisurely jogs in scenic areas, as long as I get to run FAST once in a while! :banana Make sure to give me a Valentine [One] to avoid certain unwelcome Fords... My owner is welcome to show me off (I like the attention), but please keep other men's hands off of me!!! :wink I don't mind getting a little dirty, but afterwards, I would enjoy a nice warm bubbly wash to stay clean & shiny - hand washed of course! And then... polished & detailed with loving hands gently massaging over every part of me. If you scratch or bruise me during this part (or abuse me in any other way) I will stop performing & start making annoying sounds until you find me a new owner!! :frown Little nicks or scratches are only allowed during a good workout & should be tended to afterwards.

Yes this is a lot to ask of my owner, but I am a girl GT after all! :lol




Obviously this one's a Quicksilver GT!
 
Drive me!

hmmm. If I was a GT... :biggrin I would ask to be exercised regularly (to keep my beautiful curvy figure). I don't mind leisurely jogs in scenic areas, as long as I get to run FAST once in a while! :banana Make sure to give me a Valentine [One] to avoid certain unwelcome Fords... My owner is welcome to show me off (I like the attention), but please keep other men's hands off of me!!! :wink I don't mind getting a little dirty, but afterwards, I would enjoy a nice warm bubbly wash to stay clean & shiny - hand washed of course! And then... polished & detailed with loving hands gently massaging over every part of me. If you scratch or bruise me during this part (or abuse me in any other way) I will stop performing & start making annoying sounds until you find me a new owner!! :frown Little nicks or scratches are only allowed during a good workout & should be tended to afterwards.

Yes this is a lot to ask of my owner, but I am a girl GT after all! :lol

Piccola darlin',

You don't have to be a GT to get that treatment. All you have to do is smile.:biggrin Bony and I have to pay big money for such loving care.:ack

If I was a GT, I'd want YOU to drive me "once a day" till I expired. A man's garage is the best part of his house. His home is his castle. He is king of that castle. Once a king, always a king.......but once a Knight.....is enough.

Chip
 
Piccola darlin',

You don't have to be a GT to get that treatment. All you have to do is smile.:biggrin Bony and I have to pay big money for such loving care.:ack

If I was a GT, I'd want YOU to drive me "once a day" till I expired. A man's garage is the best part of his house. His home is his castle. He is king of that castle. Once a king, always a king.......but once a Knight.....is enough.

Chip

Oh Chip, you're too kind! :lol Only once/day??? As a GT, what kind of ride would you like? Long or short? Fast & wild or slow & gentle? I'd like to keep "my" GT happy of course. :biggrin But I should ask ahead of time... will you need any performance upgrades to keep up with me? :rofl :banana
 
Obviously this one's a Quicksilver GT!

Manny, you've passed the test & proven yourself already. :lol You got pulled over w/me in the car (we are like twins!!) & you took on the fearless Chris! :banana I haven't decided on my color yet, but you could drive me any time you wanted to. :wink
 
Manny, you've passed the test & proven yourself already. :lol You got pulled over w/me in the car (we are like twins!!) & you took on the fearless Chris! :banana I haven't decided on my color yet, but you could drive me any time you wanted to. :wink

My GT has driven off the road to the nearest car wash for a cold shower. :wink
 
If I was a Ford GT, I would eat 308 for breakfast, 430 for lunch and 599 for dinner. I would have a 360 for a midnight snack. :biggrin
 
Oh Chip, you're too kind! :lol Only once/day??? As a GT, what kind of ride would you like? Long or short? Fast & wild or slow & gentle? I'd like to keep "my" GT happy of course. :biggrin But I should ask ahead of time... will you need any performance upgrades to keep up with me? :rofl :banana


WHY IS STEAM COMING OUTTA MY COMPUTER????:willy :willy :willy
 
Please people! This is an old farts forum. No fun, kinky, provocative, or stimulating talk allowed here!:wink
:banana :banana :willy :willy :banana :banana
 
Please people! This is an old farts forum. No fun, kinky, provocative, or stimulating talk allowed here!:wink
:banana :banana :willy :willy :banana :banana



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