What is your job?


chutzpah

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Dec 21, 2006
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The thread sais it all. What do you do for business? What kind of hours do you work? Etc. :wink
 
I am a male prostitute. Before you make fun of me, you should know that it's very lucrative, and it can sometimes be fun! Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones! I've done them all, and I can tell you that very large Puerto Rican women are by far the best lays on the planet, and they tip well too! If you're interested in working, let me know! I have lots of connections!
 
The thread sais it all. What do you do for business? What kind of hours do you work? Etc. :wink

Oh, and why the hell would you come on a forum and ask a pretty personal question in your first post? Do you really expect to get serious answers? We're all doctors and lawyers.
 
I am a male prostitute. Before you make fun of me, you should know that it's very lucrative, and it can sometimes be fun! Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones! I've done them all, and I can tell you that very large Puerto Rican women are by far the best lays on the planet, and they tip well too! If you're interested in working, let me know! I have lots of connections!

I'm his Pimp.
 
We just did this and I claimed Man Ho status first .......
 
Ok, ok, so we're all doctors, lawyers, and man hoes!
 
I am a male prostitute. !

I knew it ! I knew it ! I knew it ! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
I am a male prostitute. !

I'm his best referral sourse. They don't call him Big Carrot for nothing.:banana
 
I distill moonshine and work flea markets on weekends.....:cheers
 
I'm his Pimp.

I'm his accountant. Nothing better that roll'n around in Man Ho money.
 
Well it looks like I'm in good company. I am a stunt ass. My most recent work is for Azamat Bagatov, star of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America. Now perhaps a less personal question...How many of you work over 40 hours a work...not including the prostitute? :rofl
 
Whats the point of these threads? As a moderator on Lambopower I have to delete one of these useless threads every week!:thumbsdow
 
Whats the point of these threads? As a moderator on Lambopower I have to delete one of these useless threads every week!:thumbsdow

These threads are created so you mods have something to do.:lol :rofl
 
I work 10 to 12 hrs a day if there is Ho money to count or not. However this does include the many hours a day I squandered posting on this #$%@^ board.:frown Sometimes I think a good o'le fashioned crack habit would be cheeper and better for my marriage than the toy habit.
 
I have been unemployed for 3 years now! I least I don't have to worry about what the people in the office think about me driving a GT.

BlackICE
 
Dru Down just voted me Pimp of the Muther Fu..in' Year!:banana
 
These threads don't bother me although I think there is a better was to ask the question.
I remember in the 70's I was working my first job as a very limited mechanic and gas pump jocky.
People would pull in for fuel in the coolest cars and at minum wage ($1.35) I couldn't even dream of making enough to buy one. Sometimes I would ask them what they did for a living. I found find their answers depended on how I asked. I also learned from very early on there is a right way and a wrong way to ask a question.
 
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Dru Down just voted me Pimp of the Muther Fu..in' Year!:banana

Well, I'm the ice cream man, bitch, don't you hear the music?:wink
 
We just did this and I claimed Man Ho status first .......

Hey, you can't be a real "man ho" unless you're wearing a dress like me!

And Steve, I don't think the "string Gulf" panties will allow me to tuck my "package" properly. How the hell do you expect me to pay for the Whipple if I'm not properly dressed for my night work.:wink
 
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