Vaseline & Sex...

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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around
at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it
for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
 
Ya know, 'they' actually make a hollow plactic "cap" affair these days that fit's over a standard door knob which revolves independently around the 'knob when kids turn it and therefore prevents kids from TURNING the doorknob & opening the door.

It's quite the.........................never mind.:O
 
Ya know, 'they' actually make a hollow plactic "cap" affair these days that fit's over a standard door knob which revolves independently around the 'knob when kids turn it and therefore prevents kids from TURNING the doorknob & opening the door.

It's quite the.........................never mind.:O

Larry.....you know this how??:wink Or did you have one on your garage door and that is why you couldn't get in to drive your GT?:rofl
 
Pockets, I was thinking a low voltage ... never mind...
 
Larry.....you know this how??:wink Or did you have one on your garage door and that is why you couldn't get in to drive your GT?:rofl




Well, ackshully...my daughter & son-in-law found 'em in the "toddler" section of a kid's store. They bought a couple to keep lil' Paige-E-Pooh ('2 yr old grandaughter) from opening her bdrm door in the middle of the night and maybe fallin' down the stairs - AND to keep her from opening the FRONT door if mommy's back is turned during the day (the lil' stinker KNOWS how to work the dead bolt on the front door and open THAT! So, this "sleeve" over the front door knob is a MUST!!!).

And here you thought...???!!!:eek:eek:eek
 
I'm sorry. I thought this was the Cash 4 Clunkers door...

Abuse was just down the hall.
 
I'm sorry. I thought this was the Cash 4 Clunkers door...

Abuse was just down the hall.

watch that "doorknob" down the hall :lol