The Pregnant Blonde

[Empty Pockets]

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great! Tell me!'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more!'

I asked, 'What do you mean there's more'.

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

'Well,' she said, 'that was the easy part! I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'


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[HHGT]

Allrighty then.....

 

[djs]

Uh, I think I work with her.:biggrin

 

[AJK]

Two Blonde Roofers

Two blondes were installing shingles and the one saw that when the other pulled a nail out of her nail pouch she always looked at the orientation the the nail head. If it was on the end facing her she would use it, if not she would throw it away. The other asked why she was doing that. She replied that the ones she threw away were no good because the head was on the wrong end. The questioning blonde replied that there was nothing wrong with those nails as they were made for the other side of the house.