Texas Store Robbed by Bat-Wielding Man in Wheelchair

[Empty Pockets]

Friday, September 05, 2008


DALLAS — A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.

But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.

Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.


LMBO!

Okaaaaaaaaaaay, here's my question: just 'zactly HOW does a guy in a wheelchair make ANY "getaway"????? Was the 'chair Hayabusa powered, or what?

'Gotta admit I be a weeeee bit disappointed in you Texans this time around! :lol

 

[B O N Y]

Thank goodness for ADA!

 

[MAD IN NC]

Another customer for Fubar!

 

[B O N Y]

wonder if Mark add a stupid surcharge?
should be at least 500 basis points!

 

[S592R]

What's really funny in this is what he stole. "10 boxes of condoms ... and an energy drink." Maybe the need to go back and look at the video... maybe that was not a baseball bat.

The commercial says if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours you should seek help. Beating a cash register to bits with your tool and making off with 10 boxes and an energy drink ..... I think would count as help. :lol

Viva Viagra!!!!

 

[AlohaGT]

What's really funny in this is what he stole. "10 boxes of condoms ... and an energy drink." Maybe the need to go back and look at the video... maybe that was not a baseball bat.

:rofl:lol:rofl

 

[todd]

maybe he was a dress maker:thumbsup