Test for Dimentia

[HHGT]

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> Test for Dementia - I wonder how many of us are truly sane?????



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> Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question.
> You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time , answer all
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> of them immediately .. OK?
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> Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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> Ready? GO!!! < /SPAN>
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> First Question:
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> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
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> What position are you in?
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> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
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> If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!
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> Try not to screw up next time.
> Now answer the second question,
> but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
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> Second Question:
> If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
> again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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> You're not very good at this, are you?
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> Third Question:
> Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only ..
> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 .
> Now add 30 .
> Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
> Now add 10 . What is the total?
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> Did you get 5000 ?
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> The correct answer is actually 4100.
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> If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
> Today is definitely not your day, is it?
> Maybe you'll get the last question right....
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> Fourth Question:
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> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
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> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> Did you Answer Nunu?
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> NO! Of course it isn't.
> Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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> Okay, now the bonus round:
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> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating
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> Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;
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> how does HE indicate what he wants?
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> He just has to open his mouth and ask...
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[Silverbullitt]

HHGT You are an ass for posting this. My score was zero!!!!

I don't know how, but I even added up the numbers to 5000, but then I added up all the 1000s and then added the rest and came to 4,100. My brain hurts.

 

[Mad Max]

I got one right....only because I have a sister named Mary....

 

[HHGT]

HHGT You are an ass for posting this.

Hey I resemble that remark:biggrin

Yah I did the same on the math.. Go figure... Must be age!!

I am giving this to my kids tonight and will post back. Recommend all do the same..

 

[Silverbullitt]

Hey I resemble that remark:biggrin

Yah I did the same on the math.. Go figure... Must be age!!

I am giving this to my kids tonight and will post back. Recommend all do the same..

I think when you are in the 4000s you somehow go from 4090 to 5000 when adding 10 real fast. That is the only thing that makes sense.

If you have water running into a bathtub at 10gpm and the overflow drain can ohly handle 5gpm what do you do?

 

[jdoc7]

HHGT You are an ass for posting this. My score was zero!!!!

Ditto, I suck!

 

[Silverbullitt]

No one is taking a shot at my bathtub question?

 

[fjpikul]

Bullitt, please turn the water off!

 

[B O N Y]

Bullitt, please turn the water off!

or... taking swiming lessons:lol:banana:lol

 

[HHGT]

Men don't take Baths. We only watch pairs float in them:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin

 

[HHGT]

I think when you are in the 4000s you somehow go from 4090 to 5000 when adding 10 real fast. That is the only thing that makes sense.

If you have water running into a bathtub at 10gpm and the overflow drain can ohly handle 5gpm what do you do?

You shut it off before it reaches the overflow. However, since everyones body mass is different, you would need to fill the tub as follows;

Bathtub capacity = X
Body Mass Displacement = Y

Fill bathtub regardless of flow rate using X-Y

If you do not know your body mass, then you are F@#$%&. Also, if you fart while your Obama is submerged, then, the volume of the bubble would dispense an equal amount through the Overflow. Further, if you overdose on Viagra, your erection will not cause an overflow condition.

Anything else grasshopper?