If it was only that easy.
:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:lol
Hey, why not, that's what she's trying to do to me!!
Chip
:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:lol
Hey, why not, that's what she's trying to do to me!!
Chip
Anything to help out.
A taxi driver is stuck in a major traffic jam going into
downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the
problem?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are demanding a $10
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
Chip
A taxi driver is stuck in a major traffic jam going into
downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the
problem?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are demanding a $10
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
Chip
S592R
GT Owner
- Dec 3, 2006
- 2,800
:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
Its the right wing conspiracy I tell you !!!!!!! :ack:ack
Omega_man
GT Owner 2005 #248
We were blessed with "her highness" here in Wash. St. today. :ack:ack:ack
I missed part of her statement when I tuned into the news, but she said something like," When I'm in the Whitehouse, I'll send representatives all over the world to announce that the erra of ( using military force as/instead of diplomacy) is OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
'Kinda reminded me of the "Dean Scream".
I'm movin' to Idaho & startin' my own militia if that dame gitz 'lected...:mad
I missed part of her statement when I tuned into the news, but she said something like," When I'm in the Whitehouse, I'll send representatives all over the world to announce that the erra of ( using military force as/instead of diplomacy) is OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
'Kinda reminded me of the "Dean Scream".
I'm movin' to Idaho & startin' my own militia if that dame gitz 'lected...:mad
Michigan's (legally defined as "mentally challenged") Governor has officially Endorsed Mrs.Hillary Clinton... convenient that the other dem's have been barred from campaigning here. The tough question that wasn't asked of either candidate is this: What has Mrs. Clinton done to help Michigan in any way shape or form past or present. 
Seriously tho.... I'm wondering if she is bound by law that she cannot serve additional terms in the office of the President; since she was married to a 2 term pres. .... and furthermore, marriage is in many ways a legally binding contract of unity... curious...
Seriously tho.... I'm wondering if she is bound by law that she cannot serve additional terms in the office of the President; since she was married to a 2 term pres. .... and furthermore, marriage is in many ways a legally binding contract of unity... curious...