Republicans are Racers
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Kingman
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On television today, a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally, 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one, he only draws 10-15,000.
The Republican spokesman replied, "That's because McCain's supporters are employed and at work."
The Republican spokesman replied, "That's because McCain's supporters are employed and at work."
B O N Y
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B O N Y
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Just heard from Sam, he has been very busy pulling out Obama lawn signs from people's front yards 
S592R
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- Dec 3, 2006
- 2,800
Sam! Borrowing an Obama sign can get you in trouble. Drive around town with your 2 million BTU propane burner ..... if you brush back and forth .. they don't burn but just bubble and turn a nice shade of mocha. If someone ask you what you're doing just tell them your just weeding. Keep America Beautiful ! :usa
For others here's the link:
http://www.eweedcontrol.com/
For others here's the link:
http://www.eweedcontrol.com/
B O N Y
MODERATOR & FGT OWNER
This is pretty good I may just print it out and try it at work tonight.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-nelson/the-presidential-debate-d_b_129609.html
Every time John McCain mentions his POW experience, praise his courage and drink a kamikaze. This one is only for the heavy drinkers.
Every time Obama says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person's drink of choice.
Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack Obama with an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty martini.
Every time someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour another.
Every time John McCain says "my friends", spit out your drink and shout "I am not your friend" at the television.
Every time "evil", "evil doers", or anything with evil is mentioned, drink a sip of French red wine.
Every time John McCain threatens Iran, drink a savage car bomb or cherry bomb.
Every time Barack Obama ties John McCain to George W. Bush, drink a sloe gin fizz and wish for better days.
Every time John McCain displays how hopelessly out of touch he is, drink an old bastard.
Every time John McCain refers to the USSR or any other non-existent formerly communist country, get ready to ride the red tide.
When Georgia is mentioned, drink a fuzzy navel.
Every time John McCain mentions Sarah Palin, drink a white russian. After all, if Sarah Palin is around there must be a Russian nearby somewhere.
Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a roofie-colada.
If anyone mentions a golden parachute, pound some goldschlager.
Every time John McCain makes an appeal to states rights, lean back and take a sip of that sweet southern comfort.
When NATO membership is mentioned, clink glasses with everyone around you and attack anyone who refuses to clink.
If John McCain doesn't show up, lock yourself inside and sip Jack Daniels all night. It is going to be a long six weeks.
Regardless of what either candidate says, at the end of the debate, drink something that must be lit on fire first then hit yourself in the face with a shovel.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-nelson/the-presidential-debate-d_b_129609.html
Every time John McCain mentions his POW experience, praise his courage and drink a kamikaze. This one is only for the heavy drinkers.
Every time Obama says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person's drink of choice.
Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack Obama with an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty martini.
Every time someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour another.
Every time John McCain says "my friends", spit out your drink and shout "I am not your friend" at the television.
Every time "evil", "evil doers", or anything with evil is mentioned, drink a sip of French red wine.
Every time John McCain threatens Iran, drink a savage car bomb or cherry bomb.
Every time Barack Obama ties John McCain to George W. Bush, drink a sloe gin fizz and wish for better days.
Every time John McCain displays how hopelessly out of touch he is, drink an old bastard.
Every time John McCain refers to the USSR or any other non-existent formerly communist country, get ready to ride the red tide.
When Georgia is mentioned, drink a fuzzy navel.
Every time John McCain mentions Sarah Palin, drink a white russian. After all, if Sarah Palin is around there must be a Russian nearby somewhere.
Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a roofie-colada.
If anyone mentions a golden parachute, pound some goldschlager.
Every time John McCain makes an appeal to states rights, lean back and take a sip of that sweet southern comfort.
When NATO membership is mentioned, clink glasses with everyone around you and attack anyone who refuses to clink.
If John McCain doesn't show up, lock yourself inside and sip Jack Daniels all night. It is going to be a long six weeks.
Regardless of what either candidate says, at the end of the debate, drink something that must be lit on fire first then hit yourself in the face with a shovel.
B O N Y
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S592R
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- Dec 3, 2006
- 2,800
Its 33 minutes into the debate and I'm already drunk! Man thats a tough list. :lol
HEY! DO you drink a "sex on the beach" when someone mentions an "Orgy"? Obama said "Orgy of spending!!!" ...... think that is the first time in history where that word has been used in a Prez. debate. ...... mmmmmmm
HEY! DO you drink a "sex on the beach" when someone mentions an "Orgy"? Obama said "Orgy of spending!!!" ...... think that is the first time in history where that word has been used in a Prez. debate. ...... mmmmmmm
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:frown This will be the first election I'm voting in. Unfortunately, it is trendy to vote for Obama at my hippy private college. Fortunately, I have a brain, and can think for myself. I'd like a job in 3 years when I graduate, apparently jobs do not matter to these trust fund babies . So clearly I'm not voting for the "what i'm GOING to do's", not "what i've done's".
. So clearly I'm not voting for the "what i'm GOING to do's", not "what i've done's".
cobrar1339
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Exactly, Race Girl may not realize it yet, but she pointing out Obamba is the new Carter among here hippie classmates.