According to the linked thread in that article, the porter got to keep his job :confused I don't understand that one bit. I realize when an employee makes a mistake that if you fire them you are often just making a better employee for the next employer, but this is a little too far out there. This isn't a case of coming into work late every other day...He totaled a brand new Dodge Viper after beating the sh*t out of it and hitting four parked cars.