One Marine is better than.....


ItsOnlyMoney

Heritage GT Owner
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Aug 18, 2006
89
Celina, Tx
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban".

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban".

The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,

"Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them". :banana
 

Empty Pockets

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Oct 18, 2006
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Washington State
And both of us are aquainted with ONE of those "two", arn't we! :rofl

(PM me & lemme know what you think of yer new shotgun...)
 

ChipBeck

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Feb 13, 2006
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Semper Fi

Whoooyah!

Chip
 

CH53Driver

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Sep 20, 2008
285
Arkansas.
That was pretty good.