An elderly couple, both well into their seventies, goes to a sex
therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man
> says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor
raises his eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is
> asking for sexual advice, he agrees. When the couple finishes,
the
doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
> intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck,
charges them $50, and says goodbye to them.
>
> The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the therapist
to watch again. The therapist is a bit puzzled, but he agrees. This
> happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problem, pays the doctor, then leaves.
>
> Finally, after five weeks of this routine, the doctor says, I'm
sorry, but I have to ask you something. Just what are you trying to
find
> out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married so we can't go
> to mine. The Holiday Inn charges $98 and the Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Blue Cross."
>
therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man
> says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor
raises his eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is
> asking for sexual advice, he agrees. When the couple finishes,
the
doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
> intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck,
charges them $50, and says goodbye to them.
>
> The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the therapist
to watch again. The therapist is a bit puzzled, but he agrees. This
> happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problem, pays the doctor, then leaves.
>
> Finally, after five weeks of this routine, the doctor says, I'm
sorry, but I have to ask you something. Just what are you trying to
find
> out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married so we can't go
> to mine. The Holiday Inn charges $98 and the Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Blue Cross."
>