girlfriend 1.0


jasper

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Mark II Lifetime
May 17, 2006
138
australia/ 51st state
a friend of mine is having trouble with his system, last year he upgraded to
girlfriend 1.0 from drinking mates 4.2, which he'd used for years without any
trouble.

however, apparently there is a conflict between these two systems and the
only solution was to try and run girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

but to make matters worse, girlfiend 1.0 is in compatible with several other
applications, such as boys night out3.1, golf2 and playboy6.0. successive
versions of girlfriend proved no better.

girlfriend 2.0 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. eventually he tried installing girlfriend 2.1 as well as girlfriend 1.0 only to discover that when these two systems
detected each other they caused severe damage to his hardware.

sensing a way out, he upgraded to fiancee 1.0 only only to discover to his
dismay that the system requires rapid upgrading to wife 1.0.

however whilist wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with freesex plus cleanhouse2007 and greatmealsontable(guaranteed for a
limited period)

but imagine my friends disappointment on discovering wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically
stored in wife 1.0 hard drive and cannot be deleted. they can resurface
months ( or years ) later

wife 1.0 also automatically runs ultrastrop and whingezip and no option on the help screen seems to work leaving him to try and guess the fault.

the system footprint needs updating regularly, requiring shoeshop broswerpro
for new attachments- hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled weekly.

wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called mother in law, which can't be turned off. recently he's been tempted to try mistress 2007 add on, but there could be problems. if wife 1.0 detects the mistress 2007, it will delete all ms money files before de-installing itself.
 

AZGT

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Dec 20, 2005
1,354
Scottsdale, AZ.
That is great - did you come up with it?
 

ChipBeck

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Feb 13, 2006
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Scottsdale, Arizona
The hard way?
 

B O N Y

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Sep 5, 2005
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Fresno, Ca.
jasper said:
a friend of mine is having trouble with his system, last year he upgraded to
girlfriend 1.0 from drinking mates 4.2, which he'd used for years without any
trouble.

however, apparently there is a conflict between these two systems and the
only solution was to try and run girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

but to make matters worse, girlfiend 1.0 is in compatible with several other
applications, such as boys night out3.1, golf2 and playboy6.0. successive
versions of girlfriend proved no better.

girlfriend 2.0 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. eventually he tried installing girlfriend 2.1 as well as girlfriend 1.0 only to discover that when these two systems
detected each other they caused severe damage to his hardware.

sensing a way out, he upgraded to fiancee 1.0 only only to discover to his
dismay that the system requires rapid upgrading to wife 1.0.

however whilist wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with freesex plus cleanhouse2007 and greatmealsontable(guaranteed for a
limited period)

but imagine my friends disappointment on discovering wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically
stored in wife 1.0 hard drive and cannot be deleted. they can resurface
months ( or years ) later

wife 1.0 also automatically runs ultrastrop and whingezip and no option on the help screen seems to work leaving him to try and guess the fault.

the system footprint needs updating regularly, requiring shoeshop broswerpro
for new attachments- hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled weekly.

wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called mother in law, which can't be turned off. recently he's been tempted to try mistress 2007 add on, but there could be problems. if wife 1.0 detects the mistress 2007, it will delete all ms money files before de-installing itself.

That is why I am going back to my slide rule... :banana
 

BlackStorm

Well-known member
Sep 7, 2006
166
Houston, TX
Hahaha, I've seen that before, it's still just as funny!
 

jasper

GT Owner
Mark II Lifetime
May 17, 2006
138
australia/ 51st state
AZGT said:
That is great - did you come up with it?


no, shown to me whilist in hosp.

chip, got virus protection :banana