Genie


Nardo GT

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Jul 15, 2006
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Texas
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, 'Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are
a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?'

The woman did not hesitate. She said,
'I want peace in the Middle East '. See this map?
I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans
and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony.'

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
'Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war
for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a
bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good!
I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.'

The woman thought for a minute and said,
' Well, I've never been able to find the right man.
You know - one who's considerate and fun, romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed,
and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time,
and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man.'


The genie let out a big sigh, rolled his eyes and said,
'Let me see the frickin' map again.'
:banana:biggrin:lol:rofl
 
Can you say Wiener Abedin?
 
A good man is hard to find, but a hard congress man can text you a photo!
 
Easy-peasy - that's Mr. Moose!
:cool
 
Can you say Wiener Abedin?

I'm looking forward to the new CNN show.... The WeinerSpitzer Hour
 
I'm looking forward to the new CNN show.... The WeinerSpitzer Hour

Sound like a Hotdog franchise. :lol