earrings

[todd]

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring, "he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my car." eek:thumbsup

 

[FM99]

A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human race appear?' The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, 'Many year s ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved..' The confused girl returned to her father and said, Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.