Confucius say

[HHGT]

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level

 

[Not 4N]

Confucius say, man who go through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok
Confucius say, many men smoke but fu man chu

 

[Neilda]

Confucius say woman's kiss like spiders web. Leads to undoing of flies.

 

[jasper]

Conffucius say, man with red car claim fast has blisters

 

[Neilda]

:lol

Man get bristers from trying to contlol speeding beast!

Man without bristers dlive srow car.

Confucious say swinging chain mean warm seat.

 

[HHGT]

Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag
Man who sit on tack get point
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants

 

[Nardo GT]

Confucius

Confucius say he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky finger.