Dear Shadowman: (My First Dad)
It has been almost been 6 months since I was abruptly placed on a car hauler in California heading for Elite Auto in Jonesboro, AK. Frankly, at first, my feelings were a bit hurt. Based on our relationship and all the modifications we had been though together, I thought it would have been more appropriate for you to become more personally involved in the selection of my second Dad and assure that I would receive a very special home. Although both Shelby and Eric at Elite are fine gentlemen and Shelby expressed some interest in retaining me as his own personal gal, I had no illusions, that in the final analysis, Shelby is in the car business and for the proper price, I would be heading down the road again. I shudder to think that I might I have been purchased by some pimp or race track gambler where, I could have had met an early ignominious end. I know you are a honorable man and have nothing but my best interest at heart. I hold no grudge. I will always remember the very pleasant hours we spent together.
Please be assured that everything worked out for the best and I am extremely happy in my new home in Florida which I share with Frannie, Al and my little sister an Ultima GTR. There are several things I really like about Florida. First, they have no personal income tax, therefore, more discretionary income to be spent on my sister and me. Two, the further away I get from Nancy Pelosi the more secure I feel. Three, it appears that Al has very little to do with folks of liberal leanings, in fact, I cannot recall one of them in our home. I am well aware that you and Al coordinate frequently about my health and well being and we both are very appreciative of your concern and professional input. Al has promised me that when he gets too old or infirm to care for me in the manner I have been accustom to he will become deeply involved in the selection of my next Dad. Should he pass on suddenly he has provided Frannie with a list of names of folks on the Forum he believes will treat me with respect and where I can again become a meaningful part of a family unit. At my request you name has been placed on top of the list. I am at peace with the world.
Hope you, and for that matter, all the folks on the Forum have a Very Merry Christmas, a Great Holiday Season and a healthy and prosperous 2010.
Love,
Shadow
It has been almost been 6 months since I was abruptly placed on a car hauler in California heading for Elite Auto in Jonesboro, AK. Frankly, at first, my feelings were a bit hurt. Based on our relationship and all the modifications we had been though together, I thought it would have been more appropriate for you to become more personally involved in the selection of my second Dad and assure that I would receive a very special home. Although both Shelby and Eric at Elite are fine gentlemen and Shelby expressed some interest in retaining me as his own personal gal, I had no illusions, that in the final analysis, Shelby is in the car business and for the proper price, I would be heading down the road again. I shudder to think that I might I have been purchased by some pimp or race track gambler where, I could have had met an early ignominious end. I know you are a honorable man and have nothing but my best interest at heart. I hold no grudge. I will always remember the very pleasant hours we spent together.
Please be assured that everything worked out for the best and I am extremely happy in my new home in Florida which I share with Frannie, Al and my little sister an Ultima GTR. There are several things I really like about Florida. First, they have no personal income tax, therefore, more discretionary income to be spent on my sister and me. Two, the further away I get from Nancy Pelosi the more secure I feel. Three, it appears that Al has very little to do with folks of liberal leanings, in fact, I cannot recall one of them in our home. I am well aware that you and Al coordinate frequently about my health and well being and we both are very appreciative of your concern and professional input. Al has promised me that when he gets too old or infirm to care for me in the manner I have been accustom to he will become deeply involved in the selection of my next Dad. Should he pass on suddenly he has provided Frannie with a list of names of folks on the Forum he believes will treat me with respect and where I can again become a meaningful part of a family unit. At my request you name has been placed on top of the list. I am at peace with the world.
Hope you, and for that matter, all the folks on the Forum have a Very Merry Christmas, a Great Holiday Season and a healthy and prosperous 2010.
Love,
Shadow
