CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
His boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work...you try that.'
Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...You got nice house.'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
His boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work...you try that.'
Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...You got nice house.'