Cardiologist's Funeral

[RALPHIE]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever....

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my
own funeral..........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

 

[Empty Pockets]

'Glad I don't own a septic tank company...:facepalm:

 

[Lorenzo]

:biggrin Good one, Where do you come up with these?

 

[Triheart7]

:biggrin Good one, Where do you come up with these?

My question too!

 

[HHGT]

That was funny.

 

[TACHY]

Thank G-d I'm a Cardiologist! Dr. Frank, what exactly are Pathologists stuffed into?

 

[fjpikul]

They are cremated, put into formalin containers and buried in microscope boxes.

 

[MAD IN NC]

one for Frank............

The doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."




But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You’re a pathologist, you sick bastard."