I was chatting with this girl in the pub last night & telling her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding her breasts in my hands.
She thought I was putting her on, but was curious nonetheless.
Eventually curiosity got the better of her and said go on then; give it a go.
I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she could contain herself no longer & asked, “When was I born?"
I replied, "Yesterday.”
She thought I was putting her on, but was curious nonetheless.
Eventually curiosity got the better of her and said go on then; give it a go.
I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she could contain herself no longer & asked, “When was I born?"
I replied, "Yesterday.”
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