winter humor !!!


samthejeepman

Permanent Vacation
Oct 14, 2005
863
new jersey
Sam goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ford GT(40).
>It is one of the most expensive cars in the world, and it costs him
>$200,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man
>on a Moped,
>looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
>
>The old man looks over at the sleek shiny red and white car and asks,
>"What
>kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
>
>Sam replies, "A Ford GT(40), its very expensive, costs $200,000 and is a
>very rare sports car!"
>
>"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
>
>"Because this car can do up to 225 miles an hour!" states Sam very
>proudly.
>
>The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>
>"No problem," replies Sam.
>
>So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
>sitting
>back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
>right...
>but I'll stick with my Moped!"
>
>Just then the light changes, so Sam decides to show the old man just what
>his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads
>160
>mph.
>
>Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
>closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
>WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
>
>Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going
>faster than my Ford GT?" Sam asks himself. He floors the accelerator and
>takes
>the GT up to 180mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man
>on
>the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his
>
>GT, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 200mph.
>
>WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and
>sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
>
>Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes
>the
>GT all the way up to 225 mph.
>
>Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The
>
>GT is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>
>Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his GT, demolishing the rear
>end.
>The Sam stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
>He
>runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I
>can
>do for you?"
>
>The old man whispers, " Please Unhook . my suspenders from your ... side
>view mirror