Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to*operate on are.
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The first surgeon, from**New York**says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered."
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The second, from**Chicago, responds, " Yeah, but you should try* electricians.* Everything inside them is color coded."
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The third surgeon, from**Dallas, says, "No I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
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The fourth surgeon, from**Los Angeles**chimes in, "You know I like*construction workers,*those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
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But the fifth surgeon, from**Washington,**DC**shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong.* Politicians are the easiest to operate on.* There's no guts, no heart,*no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
:biggrin
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The first surgeon, from**New York**says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered."
*
The second, from**Chicago, responds, " Yeah, but you should try* electricians.* Everything inside them is color coded."
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The third surgeon, from**Dallas, says, "No I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
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The fourth surgeon, from**Los Angeles**chimes in, "You know I like*construction workers,*those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
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But the fifth surgeon, from**Washington,**DC**shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong.* Politicians are the easiest to operate on.* There's no guts, no heart,*no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
:biggrin