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PL510*Jeff

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Mark IV Lifetime
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Nov 3, 2005
4,910
Renton, Washington
#1
Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder....

'What the hell was I thinking?' :confused

#2
How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?:eek

#3
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me..:cheers

#4
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Card Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

#5
When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.


Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.:banana

#6
I 'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here. :agree:

#7
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?:secret:


#8
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.:devil
 
Somebody didn't have a pre-nup!? :lol
 
Somebody didn't have a pre-nup!? :lol




:rofl:rofl:rofl OUCH!