- Dec 11, 2005
- 203
ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
ALFA
Another Lemon From Antonio
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BEETLE
Battered Everywhere Expect To Lose Engine
BMW:
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Big Man Wannabe
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Bowel Movement Wagon
BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CAMARO
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
Can't America Make A Real One?
Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Can Handle Everything, Runs Over Limbs, Even Trees
Cheap Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Runs Only Low ET's
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Exhaust Too
CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FERRARI:
Fast European, Rapid, Racy And Really Intense
Fuel Economy Reduces Rapidly As Revs Increase
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Flaky Italians Assemble Trash
FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt)
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Found Out-Right Dangerous
First On Recall Day
Found on Reservation Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
Grief & Misery Combined
Gigantic Mountains of Crap
GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil
Get Tools Out
Get To Onramp
Good To Own
Get The Others
Generally Trashed Out
Good Time Out
HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darnn Acceleration?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
LOTUS:
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG:
Money Guzzler
Mostly Garaged
MGB:
Might Go Backwards
MGF:
Might Go Forward
MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Most Original Parts Replaced
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Massively Over-Powered And Respected
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
Massively Under Sized Tires And No Go
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Old Ladies Drive Slow -- Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
Oh Look Darn, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Please Overlook Really Shoddy Cardboard Horrible Engine
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TR:
Tools Required
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW: Virtually Worthless
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
ALFA
Another Lemon From Antonio
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BEETLE
Battered Everywhere Expect To Lose Engine
BMW:
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Big Man Wannabe
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Bowel Movement Wagon
BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CAMARO
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
Can't America Make A Real One?
Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Can Handle Everything, Runs Over Limbs, Even Trees
Cheap Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Runs Only Low ET's
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Exhaust Too
CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FERRARI:
Fast European, Rapid, Racy And Really Intense
Fuel Economy Reduces Rapidly As Revs Increase
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Flaky Italians Assemble Trash
FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt)
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Found Out-Right Dangerous
First On Recall Day
Found on Reservation Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
Grief & Misery Combined
Gigantic Mountains of Crap
GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil
Get Tools Out
Get To Onramp
Good To Own
Get The Others
Generally Trashed Out
Good Time Out
HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darnn Acceleration?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
LOTUS:
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG:
Money Guzzler
Mostly Garaged
MGB:
Might Go Backwards
MGF:
Might Go Forward
MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Most Original Parts Replaced
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Massively Over-Powered And Respected
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
Massively Under Sized Tires And No Go
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Old Ladies Drive Slow -- Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
Oh Look Darn, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Please Overlook Really Shoddy Cardboard Horrible Engine
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TR:
Tools Required
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW: Virtually Worthless
