Skunk storries! I got a bad one. Just bought a house in '92. Came home from work to see all the lights on at 2:00AM and thought wow, my wife is waiting up for me - wrong.....
One of the window well's in the basement wasn't covered and sure enough damn critter fell into the window well. First reaction from the skunk was to spray and then dig his way out which promptly put him in the drain tile field around the house. My brother in law was called to help who thought by putting a board in the WW the critter would crawl out. Problem was the skunk came back out of the drain tile, hit his head on the board and let loose again! For people who have basements know that the drain tile typically is connected to a sump pit which was next to the furnace - which when running blew that damn stink all throughout the house....
So here I am at +2:00AM, with the damn skunk still in the window well/ ddrain tile, my house stunk up, getting madder and madder which promptly caused me to get a pistol to kill it. At the time it made sense so I loaded up the 9, stuck my hand/ arm down in the window well (four feet deep) and let loose a round killing the skunk, blinding myself and casuing nme to go deaf instantly:rofl
What a way to meet the new neighbors. Damn skunk!