22 ways to be a good Democrat

[S592R]

The cartoon character or the SNL skit lead?

cartoon character .... has more substance than the others on the podium.

 

[Fubar]

 

[S592R]

FUBAR .... your fricken awesome!!! :cheers

 

[Fubar]

Thanks bro... I do have a little bad news for ya though. Our little green buddy has some skeletons in his closet.

I got him out of jail for Public Lewdness back in '88

He was pretty broke in the late '70s and did a few kinky skin flicks that may cost him the race, but hey Arnold got past that. Who knows?

 

[Doc]

Women of the democratic party

 

[BlackICE]

Hillary when she was younger.

 

[Doc]

Intelligent women of the Republican party:

 

[Empty Pockets]

Ahhummmmm ..."Play nice" - Bony

 

[Red Rocket]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3.You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but idiot activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14.You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You believe that conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19.You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and beastiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."

ARE YOU READY TO VOTE, NOW?

Gay, Liberal, Anti-gun? the Democrats want you.:ack

Great list - is this your original work? BTW if you have time on your hands and want to know where socialism is headed - seriously - read "Tragedy and Hope" by Quigley; also the memoirs of Woodrow Wilson and Colonel Edward Mandel House.

 

[dbk]

The Democratic party is a joke. "Pander to have nots". That about sums it up. Think anyone ever thought "well, someday 35% won't be enough for the Federal Government to rip straight off your income," during the Revolution?

This is only equaled by the stupidity of the Republican party to let it be completely hijacked. I don't care that they want to keep fags from getting married. This is a completely irrelevant matter to me. If they'll keep their hands off my money, out of my house and private life, and away from my right to bear arms, you could declare the first of every month National Gay Appreciation Day for all I care. This goes for any number of the other wedge issues that drive voting blocs into neat little sections.

It's all lip service. The only thing any of the liars in Washington cares about is getting RE-ELECTED. This is why we buy $4 million dollar bridges to nowhere in bumble**** Alaska and $18,000 bus stops on the back of 1300-page TEA bills.

The Republican Party is going to lose in 2008 because it is now the Democratic Party with a different slogan. This means we all lose.

 

[ChipBeck]

This gets my vote for....

The Democratic party is a joke. "Pander to have nots". That about sums it up. Think anyone ever thought "well, someday 35% won't be enough for the Federal Government to rip straight off your income," during the Revolution?

This is only equaled by the stupidity of the Republican party to let it be completely hijacked. I don't care that they want to keep fags from getting married. This is a completely irrelevant matter to me. If they'll keep their hands off my money, out of my house and private life, and away from my right to bear arms, you could declare the first of every month National Gay Appreciation Day for all I care. This goes for any number of the other wedge issues that drive voting blocs into neat little sections.

It's all lip service. The only thing any of the liars in Washington cares about is getting RE-ELECTED. This is why we buy $4 million dollar bridges to nowhere in bumble**** Alaska and $18,000 bus stops on the back of 1300-page TEA bills.

The Republican Party is going to lose in 2008 because it is now the Democratic Party with a different slogan. This means we all lose.

Post of the month.

Chip

 

[Red Rocket]

It doesn't 'take a village to raise a child' dear Hillary, it takes a Family.

It's amazing to me that George W. and the Rep. Party get NO widespread credit for turning around the US economy. It was headed for a deep recession when they took office but they turned it with rate cuts and tax cuts. This is their strongest achievement and it is the plank they should be running on for re-election. Recall how the Dems condemned cutting taxes as being 'only for the rich'. Not only were they wrong but they are hypocrites too. The Dems aren't for the poor, they just want their votes. If they had their way there would be mass unemployment and everyone on food stamps.

 

[KJRGT]

Chip, DBK, et all :usa

 

[Piccola]

This gets my vote for ... Post of the month.

Chip

+1 :thumbsup