With friends like this


Mamzer

GT Owner
Mark II Lifetime
Oct 14, 2006
73
South Florida
4 SALE- ALMOST NEW SPORTS CAR BY FORD. BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO OWN A FORD SPORTS CAR AND WATCH YOUR NEIGHBORS LAUGH.

COMES WITH 4 WHEELS, 2 SEATS, A RADIO, A FEW WINDOWS, AND 4 BARELY USED TIRES AS THE CAR DOES NOT RUN.

OPTIONAL "TOW TRUCK DRIVER TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND PACKAGE" AVAILABLE.

WILL CONSIDER TRADE- BIKE, SCOOTER, AMC GREMILIN, BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT RUNS.

CALL 1-800-MY FORD DIED.

This was sent to me by one of my so called friends when he learned of my misfortune with my GT. I wanted to beat him for this unholy libel but then I realized truth is an absolute defense. However I wonder if I do kill him would it be considered justifiable? Day 5 and counting waiting on parts from Ford to repair my car. Oh well, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Do a power brake for me.