When is the f-word acceptable?


Cyclenirvana

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There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:


"Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC

"How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC

"You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566

"Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
Custer, 1877

"What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

"It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926

"Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937

"Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938

"What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998

"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
Saddam Hussein, 2003

"What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"
Martha Stewart, 2005

:biggrin
 

PL510*Jeff

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Yep - there's a time and a place. Great Post.:willy
 

Nardo GT

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One more

Most other FGT owners when talking to me: " You aren't going to ACTUALLY f****ing drive your Ford GT are you? ":lol
 

BlackICE

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Most other FGT owners when talking to me: " You aren't going to ACTUALLY f****ing drive your Ford GT are you? ":lol

What? You are talking too much with EP! :lol
 

roketman

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Add one more ,
Why the f#$%# ,can't I go to the rally??
Next line.
Please honey !!
 

Nardo GT

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Add one more ,
Why the f#$%# ,can't I go to the rally??
Next line.
Please honey !!

I would NOT be married to her.:thumbsdow:eek Obviously she needs a course at my WTF (Wife Training Facility).:thumbsup Sessions are still avaliable during Rally IV. Bony fully backed it!:cheers
 

S592R

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why the #$% did I sell 1076?
S592R today at 1422 ... thanks Kirby for rubbing salt in it. :bored
 

BlackICE

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Why the F didn't EP drive his FGT?
 

Nardo GT

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Why the F* didn't I buy more Ford stock at $1.05? Mine is from a yr and a half ago at $6.:frown
 

S592R

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Why the F* didn't I buy more Ford stock at $1.05? Mine is from a yr and a half ago at $6.:frown

I did. :lol
 

S592R

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Why the F didn't EP drive his FGT?

Dude! Rumor has it that just a bit of peer pressure might cause him to buy another car ... this type wrapped up like your grandma's couch ... so he can actually put more than 1k miles on it
 

Empty Pockets

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What? You are talking too much with EP! :lol

Why the F didn't EP drive his FGT?

Dude! Rumor has it that just a bit of peer pressure might cause him to buy another car ... this type wrapped up like your grandma's couch ... so he can actually put more than 1k miles on it


:slap :slap :slap :slap :slap :slap :slap

:mad

(Actually, I am looking at another car right now...but, 'cept for one or two on this board, nunna you would pbly approve...:lol)
 

BlackICE

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:slap :slap :slap :slap :slap :slap :slap

:mad

(Actually, I am looking at another car right now...but, 'cept for one or two on this board, nunna you would pbly approve...:lol)

Let me guess, a BMW or GT-R.
 

S592R

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:slap :slap :slap :slap :slap :slap :slap

:mad

(Actually, I am looking at another car right now...but, 'cept for one or two on this board, nunna you would pbly approve...:lol)


are you REALLY gonna drive it this time? Or when my son comes and picks it up in 10 years is it going to be showroom fresh?
 

Empty Pockets

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Let me guess, a BMW or GT-R.


Waaaaaaaaaaaay off. '1960 Impala, 348, tri-power, 4-spd. Restored origional. But, the darn thing is in the mid west. If I decide it's a decent enough car when all the pics are sent, it means I 'gotta' fly out there, eyeball the darn thing, and go thru all that garbage. 'Would rather find one closer to home...like Cali for instance.




are you REALLY gonna drive it this time? Or when my son comes and picks it up in 10 years is it going to be showroom fresh?

'Pretty safe bet Steven will have no interest in a car like this - "fresh" or not!
 

Dr Robert Harms

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GT38

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Sure enough, here it is:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sou...8.067541,12.862529&spn=0.036708,0.076475&z=14

Now we know why Chip went to Austria. :willy
 

Blue Moose

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:slap :slap :slap :slap :slap :slap :slap

:mad

(Actually, I am looking at another car right now...but, 'cept for one or two on this board, nunna you would pbly approve...:lol)

Wow, I was worried. I thought you might be thinking about a certain white/orange GT:eek
 

S592R

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Wow, I was worried. I thought you might be thinking about a certain white/orange GT:eek
:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl