A man suffered a serious heart attack (arn't they ALL?) and had open heart surgery at a Catholic hospital as a result. When he awakened, he found himself in the care of nuns. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding payment of his bill. She asked if he had health insurance. (Ya I know! That would have been asked BEFORE the surgery! Just "roll" with it!)
The man replied, "Nope. No health insurance."
She then asked if he had money in the bank.
"Nope. Not a cent."
She then asked if he had a relative who might be able to help.
"Nope. I only have a spinster sister who's a nun."
The nun became agitated at THAT remark and said, "Nuns are NOT spinsters, sir, we're married to God."
"Oh", the man said, "In that case, I DO have a relative who can help ... send the bill to my Brother-In-Law."
The man replied, "Nope. No health insurance."
She then asked if he had money in the bank.
"Nope. Not a cent."
She then asked if he had a relative who might be able to help.
"Nope. I only have a spinster sister who's a nun."
The nun became agitated at THAT remark and said, "Nuns are NOT spinsters, sir, we're married to God."
"Oh", the man said, "In that case, I DO have a relative who can help ... send the bill to my Brother-In-Law."