An American Soldier walks on a train and looks for a seat. He walks up and down the train but there is only one seat left and a french woman has her poodle in it.
The American Soldier Says
"May I please have this seat, I tired and i'm trying to get home after returning from the War"
The French Woman Says
"No, you American bastards are ignorant and worthless"
The American Soldier walks up and down the train again and comes back to the dog seating in the seat. He picks up the dog and throws it out of the trains window.
The French Woman Says
"What have you done you ****ing asshole!"
The British Guy sitting right next to the French Woman says
"You Americans always get everything wrong and now you've thrown the wrong bitch off the train."
:lol
If you heard the joke before you might see the I didn't have it anywhere near word for word but this is from memory. Hope you enjoyed it!
The American Soldier Says
"May I please have this seat, I tired and i'm trying to get home after returning from the War"
The French Woman Says
"No, you American bastards are ignorant and worthless"
The American Soldier walks up and down the train again and comes back to the dog seating in the seat. He picks up the dog and throws it out of the trains window.
The French Woman Says
"What have you done you ****ing asshole!"
The British Guy sitting right next to the French Woman says
"You Americans always get everything wrong and now you've thrown the wrong bitch off the train."
:lol
If you heard the joke before you might see the I didn't have it anywhere near word for word but this is from memory. Hope you enjoyed it!