So much for life!


Cyclenirvana

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Feb 7, 2006
596
Winston-Salem, NC
SO* MUCH* FOR
LIFE....* LIVE TO THE FULLEST AND
ENJOY.*



Here's
something to think about. A friend of mine recently went to the doctor...here is what he had to say about it.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two
visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing
'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 50)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be
80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or
wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs,
either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
Barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much.... My former doctor said that
all red meat is very
unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.




He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive
fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even
give a sh*t? :biggrin
 
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shelbyelite

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May 10, 2007
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Sounds like hes already dead! :)
 

Fubar

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Aug 2, 2006
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Dallas, TX
I don't think I can afford to live till I'm 80. Actually living your life is a very expensive activity.