My new BMW

[Happy Feet]

This is a awesome picture!

 

[junior]

New SAE horsepower standard, I mean DP, Donkey Power at 1DP, any idea on the torque values :biggrin

 

[HHGT]

Multiple choice:

1) The BMW company standard for Fit & Finish
2) The Donkey provides the show for the www.gaymotors.com advertisement - Hard Top, Firm Bottom
3) The BMW fan club Mascot
4) All of the above.

 

[BlackICE]

Multiple choice:

1) The BMW company standard for Fit & Finish
2) The Donkey provides the show for the www.gaymotors.com advertisement - Hard Top, Firm Bottom
3) The BMW fan club Mascot
4) All of the above.

You forgot one ->

5) Driving a BMW is like sitting on a ASS!

 

[Nardo GT]

Appropriate here...... ASSactly!:cheers

 

[Empty Pockets]

Multiple choice:

1) The BMW company standard for Fit & Finish
2) The Donkey provides the show for the www.gaymotors.com advertisement - Hard Top, Firm Bottom
3) The BMW fan club Mascot
4) All of the above.

Holy crow! 18 mins from the time the thread was posted to Sam's slam!

Yeeeeeeeer slowing DOWN a wee bit there, Samster! :biggrin

 

[Neilda]

That's the BMW test mule.

 

[Empty Pockets]

That's the BMW test mule.

Technically, no. It's a donkey, not a mule.:biggrin

But regardless, that was darned funny!!!!!!!! "A+" ! :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl :thumbsup:thumbsup

 

[BlackICE]

Technically, no. It's a donkey, not a mule.:biggrin

But regardless, that was darned funny!!!!!!!! "A+" ! :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl :thumbsup:thumbsup

That's a "horse of a different story." :lol

 

[Fast Freddy]

1 donkey power and 4 hoove pounds of torque. runs on water, hay and oats. the occassional carrot is like nitrous ld:

 

[Happy Feet]

BMW new Solgan is now "The Ultimate Driving Ass. Our Ass will make your ass black and blue!"

 

[djs]

"the occassional carrot is like nitrous." Yeah, especially if your walking/riding behind.:rofl

 

[HHGT]

Oh God, please don't let this thread die.

 

[HHGT]

Mystery Man on Donkey

Guess where he was on his way to?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8669973.stm

 

[Kingman]

Guess where he was on his way to?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8669973.stm

Why O Why did I not guess what I was clicking on before taking the bait???:willy

 

[Empty Pockets]

Guess where he was on his way to?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8669973.stm

When I was growing up I would never have believed an event like this would E-V-E-R see the light of day...ANYWHERE. And, as Forest Gump said: That's all I have to say 'bout that. :bored

 

[Neilda]

When I was growing up I would never have believed an event like this would E-V-E-R see the light of day...ANYWHERE. And, as Forest Gump said: That's all I have to say 'bout that. :bored

:lol

There are quite a few towns in the UK that have 'Gay Pride' marches, local residents get quite angry that their tax dollars go on hosting and policing these parades. I have nothing particularly against those wishing to play hide the salami, but why do we need marches? I don't know of any marches themed with 'I like women' :biggrin

 

[Fast Freddy]

Oh God, please don't let this thread die.

:agree:

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/05/06/...long-bmw-fan-gets-fitting-headstone-at-death/

 

[HHGT]

If I was BMW I'd sue for copyright/Intellectual property infringement.

 

[GTRob]

Won't pass California emissions.