I am going to make a fake Diploma from Harvard, maybe Duke
I mean its really hard to get a diploma, and I don't really want to save up money to pay for the school, or do the hard work, dedication and studying required. I just want to just make a fake diploma walk around and use it. Actually won't even pay the school $1
I mean, I will get a much better paying job. It will provide great oppurtunities for me and my family. So that should make it right. No one could blame me, just providing for myself and family.
And don't worry, I will take the worst job an IVY league school grad gets... Most of the Ivy league school grads will want the $100,000+ jobs, I'll be happy with a $75,000 a year, so I won't be taking their jobs. An Ivy leaguer would NEVER want a job like that.
I want a degree in medicine. I know I don't know the terminology and speak their language or really know that much of medical treatment....But you know what? I really think the hospital should provide a guy to translate all this Medical mumbojumbo, into terms I can understand.... So instead of saying Femur, I want them to just call it leg bone, so I understand what it is.
Sound good?
I mean its really hard to get a diploma, and I don't really want to save up money to pay for the school, or do the hard work, dedication and studying required. I just want to just make a fake diploma walk around and use it. Actually won't even pay the school $1
I mean, I will get a much better paying job. It will provide great oppurtunities for me and my family. So that should make it right. No one could blame me, just providing for myself and family.
And don't worry, I will take the worst job an IVY league school grad gets... Most of the Ivy league school grads will want the $100,000+ jobs, I'll be happy with a $75,000 a year, so I won't be taking their jobs. An Ivy leaguer would NEVER want a job like that.
I want a degree in medicine. I know I don't know the terminology and speak their language or really know that much of medical treatment....But you know what? I really think the hospital should provide a guy to translate all this Medical mumbojumbo, into terms I can understand.... So instead of saying Femur, I want them to just call it leg bone, so I understand what it is.
Sound good?